Monday, November 14, 2005


My favorite topic. Samantha Jones once said, “The way we are in bed is the way we are in life.” You are an assertive, take-control, me-first person. Take that into the bedroom and you will be very popular. Men love it when you tell them what you want them to do to you. Intimidated? Just pretend you’re telling me (okay, maybe not me, but somebody) to wipe breadcrumbs off the counter, just replace “wipe” with “lick” and “breadcrumbs” with “chocolate sauce” and “counter” with “nipples.” My point is you are assertive in life, so fortunately you can carry that into the bedroom. Docile women have a problem with sucking in bed. And I don’t mean with their mouths.

The first time you fuck a new guy will not be fantastic. He has no idea what you like, you have no idea what he likes. Do not reject a guy you like because your first encounter was not earth shattering. Perhaps if his penis is too small, but not if the sex is so-so. The more you learn about someone, the better the sex will be. It may be great though. Either way, if you like him, call or text him the next day and tell him what a great time you had. It makes a WORLD of difference.

Don’t frontload the kinky shit, as I said before. You’ve got to have somewhere to go.

Never ignore balls. I’m sure your ex taught you that, but trust me, the more you stimulate the balls, the better it is. Tease a guy as much as you can. But by no means don’t let him get it, that’s just mean. You could handcuff him to the bed and tease him for like an hour and leave the room and come back and put on a porno and tease him some more and leave for half an hour then come back and put your clothes on and tell him you decided to go out with the girls. But at the end of the night, you’d better be ready to fuck his brains out.

If you don’t like to swallow, tell the guy to tell you when he’s about to orgasm. If you don’t, he will assume he can fire one into your mouth. Same thing if you don’t want him orgasming inside you (this applies to unprotected sex, obviously). If you let him hit it raw, he will assume he can finish inside. You have to tell him not to cum inside you or he will, and we all know where that leads. To a 10:30 AM appointment squeezed in between the gym and Panhellenic.


At 10:12 AM, Blogger sunita said...

प्रेम के अनमोल क्षण-1 ( Prem Ke Anmol Khyan -1)
प्रेम के अनमोल क्षण-2 (Prem Ke Anmol Khyan - 2)

अब मैं तुम्हारी हो गई-2 (Ab Mein Tumhari Ho Gayi -2)

फरेज़ को पता है (Pharenj Ko Pata He)

कुड़ी पतंग हो गई (Kudi Patanga Ho Gayi)

एक जल्दी वाला राउंड (Ek Jaldi Bala Round)

Komal ki Komal Aur Reshma ki Reshmi Chut

Ek Doctor Hi Ye Samaz Sakta Hai

Pati Ke Batije Aur Ek Punjabi Loure Se Chudwaya

Apney Customer Ki Biwi Ki Mast Chudai

Kaise Main Ek Raat Mai Ek Shareef Ladki Se Randi Bani

Maa Ke Saath Anokha Maza Bade Pyar Se
Mast Makan Malkin Ki Chudai

Meri Chudai Nanhe Se Bhai Ke Sath

Chacheri Bahen Ke Sone Ke Bad Nanga Karke Sab Kuch Dekha

डांस बार में एक रात (Dus Bar Main Ek Raat)

एक शाम अनजान हसीना के नाम

हरीयालो देवरियो (HarYalo Dewariyo)

मस्त जिंदगी का अहसास-2

मस्त जिंदगी का अहसास-1

अपनी बाबू की सील तोड़ी (Aapni Babu Ki Seal Todi)

विधवा की चुदाई की प्यास (Bidhwa Ki Chudai Ki Pyas)

भाभी को दिखाई नई ब्लू फिल्म (Bhabhi Ko Dekhai Nai Blue Film)

मामी ने दिखाया स्वर्ग का दरवाजा (Mammi Ne Dikhaya Swarga Ka Darwaja)

बस में मिले लड़के से चूत मरवाई(Bus Main Mili Ladke Se Chut Marwai)

बाथरूम में पंजाबन कुड़ी की चुदाई(Bathroom Main Punjab Kudi Ki Chudai)

चूत मेरी बड़ी प्यासी हैं(Chut Meri Bdi Pyasi)


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