Thursday, November 10, 2005

Shortage of White Girls

Miami is known for having beautiful women, right? I mean, take one look at The Travel Channel or Wild On or MTV and you would think every female in Dade County walked around in a string bikini and had surgical implants. And the beach is topless, for chrissakes, how could you NOT have the best looking women in the world? And to some this may be true. But live here for a few years and all that changes.

Every Freshmen guy I knew in college had at least a one year case of the “Whoa-look-at-that’s.” This is a condition where you feel the necessity to notice, and point out to your friends around you, every scantily clad female lying on the beach, walking to class or buying gum at the 7-11. And Miami has its share of those. But if you are an “American,” and you live here for more than a year, the whoa look at that’s quickly become a severe case of the “yeah, so what’s.” Why? Because after talking to a sample of them you soon realize that few if any speak fluent English and even fewer do it without some sort of accent and even fewer give you any respect sine you are an “American.” So if you like Maria’s, Lissette’s and Tatiana’s, you are probably in heaven. But if you’re into Nicole’s, Ashley’s, and Emily’s, you are shit out of luck.

I like Latin girls as people, don’t get me wrong, but they do absolutely nothing for me below the waistline (and, no, this is not a comment on the phenomenon known as “Latin Booty.”) People are generally sexually attracted to people who look like they do. The only girlfriend I ever had that I was attracted to was tall, blonde and had blue eyes. Much like myself. I dated an Asian for a year and never wanted to have sex with her. I dated a Cuban girl for like a minute last month, and it did nothing for me. This is just a psychological thing, I am sure, and there are plenty of interracial couples in Miami, and more power to those people. But me (and many of my white male friends) the only girls who really excite me are white, American and non-Jewish. Finding a girl like that in Dade County is kind of looking for a liberated, independent woman in Afghanistan.

The Hag, BEF and I took a trip to State College, PA last weekend to visit the Hag’s sister and take in the Penn St.-Wisconsin football game. Upon arriving in University Park, we all instantly got a relapse of the “whoa-look-at-that’s.” White girls. Everywhere. Girls that I probably would have considered mediocre when living in Orange County were now cold water on a hot day. I asked a girl where she was from and when she answered “Columbia,” it took me a few minutes to realize she meant Maryland and not Medellin. And it was wonderful to talk about rock music and domestic beer with a female. It was even nicer when they all understood my name and pronounced it right. Standing in the student section at the football game gave us enough eye candy in a five-row radius to last for months. Going out to parties there was like being a kid in a candy store, just white girl after white girl after white girl. We took pictures, but as soon as we crossed the county line back into Dade, magically all of the girls in our pictures turned from tall blondes to short Latinas. Kind of like in “The Ring” when the people’s photos get blurry after they watch the video? That’s what happens to images of white girls when you get into Miami. Call it the curse of Dade County.

It dawned on me that white guys who live in Miami are probably the only people on earth who would say that Central Pennsylvania had better looking women than South Florida. But you know what? If you’re not attracted to Latin girls, it’s probably true. The only white guys I know besides myself who stayed in Miami after graduation did so for one reason: They had a Latin girlfriend they were sticking around for. But if you’re not attracted to Latinas, grad school in State College is definitely not out of the question.

26 Comments:

At 9:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree Metzler. You can only look and be attracted to short, latin chicks so much before it gets old. Plus you know as soon as you start dating her, she's just going to stop going to the gym and watching what she eats. It's a little annoying at first, but white chicks (at least the ones that I've known and dated) are almost OCD-like in their desire to go to the gym. My current g/f basically starts to have a panic attack if she can't do the stairmaster for 30 minutes a day.

 
At 9:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree Metzler. You can only look and be attracted to short, latin chicks so much before it gets old. Plus you know as soon as you start dating her, she's just going to stop going to the gym and watching what she eats. It's a little annoying at first, but white chicks (at least the ones that I've known and dated) are almost OCD-like in their desire to go to the gym. My current g/f basically starts to have a panic attack if she can't do the stairmaster for 30 minutes a day.

Johnson

 
At 9:47 AM, Blogger The Brewer Patriot said...

Even though this post is old, I couldn't have written it better myself. I was trying to come up with a post that encapsulated exactly what you mentioned, but haven't been able to come up with a good one.

I grew up in State College, and went to school at PSU, and now live in Miami and it kills me. Everytime I go back home, it is like being in heaven: hot, normal girls who can talk football, music and love to drink. It is fantastic. I have now become an avid reader of your site, keep it up.

 
At 2:24 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

BP -

Yeah, about four months late on that one, but a good take nonetheless.

Always nice to hear from another member of White Dade. We are few and far betwen. Let me guess, you live in either The Gables, Pinecrest, Palmetto Bay, Cutler Ridge or the Beach? Right?

 
At 4:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a tall, pasty, light haired, skinny Cuban girl... so I have no idea where you're looking. All Latin women are NOT short and chunky.

 
At 7:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous,

Shhhh! Careful with your self- description as a pasty, light-haired Cuban. You might confuse Mr. Whitey and shatter all of his (mis)perceptions.

 
At 3:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the Models that live in South beach?

 
At 12:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you related to Hitler??

 
At 4:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im a "white" teen thts been living in miami my whole life and am going to Coral Reef Snr on 152 st. Finding a white girl there is hard enough, but seeing a blonde, white chick is a rare luxury, even at Palmetto high. Finding a hot one is even harder. My mom and dad moved to the dade from Ohio, and everytime i go up there it's a pleasant shock to see some ppl i can relate with, especially all the girls. i consider myself relatively openminded, and have dated latin women, but there's such a big cultural difference it's frustrating. its nice to know there are still a few white ppl in Miami.

 
At 9:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been sexing an asian girl for almost 4 months now. It's incredible...probobly the best sex I've ever had...and I've had plenty. One thing kills me though...I love caucasion girls! Can I see myself being in a lTR with a 4'11" 90lb vietnamese girl? Can I see myself spawning half viet midget kids? Like you said...it's psychological but it's also just personal preference.

chris/chicago

 
At 9:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said. Im born and raised down here, in a realtively white community (Ransom/Gables). These days me and my friends make the trip to Lauderdale to go out strictly for the white girls.

I like your stuff, keep representing for those of us stranded on the reservation in Dade County.

 
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At 8:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

its true what you are saying , in fact i am a white venezuelan ,(yes white venezuelan i have brown hair green eyes and 100% of italian ancestry) and its so true i like white girls, (dont worry they are the same color as me or you) and its hard to find a hot white chick

 
At 4:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The scariest part of dating a non-white woman is that it increases your chance of getting an STD by 75 percent. I'm not shitting you.

 
At 2:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

All this sounds like a passive aggressive racist way of saying "OOH I LOVE WHITE GIRLS THEY ARE SUPERIOR TO OTHER INFERIOR RACES". See a psychologist to cure your problem or move to a WASPier school if you just simply cannot derive sexual pleasure from a non-white woman. What garbage. Your blog will not bring more white women to Dade County. Get over it or move to Minnesota, there are plenty of white women to jingle your bell up there.

All latin women are short and chunky? Can we say illegitimate stereotype? I'm surprised you get any girls of any color with that shit between your ears you call a brain.

Furthermore, anyone with a real response to this man's post is pathetic in that they cannot see that he is posing as a casual observer with a distroted/ racist view of the world.

Let that hate out of your heart little man.

 
At 5:10 AM, Blogger Jason said...

Jewish aint considered white are they?? I hate them girls more than anything...Nasty chicks....Never again....OMG.... I don't even know why I am thinking about this....

 
At 9:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well... I'm a 6 3 blond hair blue eye white guy that has lived everywhere. I understand where you are coming from because some of my friends say the same things... the grass is always greener... but culturally it can make for less headaches... I have dated the hottest from every race, and while i can relate to a white raised girl from the north west the easiest its not what I would consider the hottest. Green eyed latin/italian mix are my favorite in the world :P But who I want to date and settle down with has no racial boundaries as I know it has no bearing on who a girl actually is... That all being said if your not a toolshed you can find a hot blond in Miami and a hot latin... Most guys that don't have much going for them like to play by the numbers.... increase the number of women surrounding them and one decently hot loser will bound to like them...

 
At 1:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I couldn't disagree more. Since I've moved to Miami, the more I realize that I am not attracted to "american girls" at all anymore. To begin with, they're all at least 20 lbs overweight...I dont' like fat women. They should run. They're spoiled...just into money. 90% of them only speak one language...give me a break. And most of them don't vote..."politics is boring!" What a God forsaken country. First brazil, then Argentina..then Russia.

 
At 10:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really like your post, because there is definitely a double standard in the US. For example, if an Asian states they prefer to date Asians only, no one bats an eye. But, when white people say that, they are considered racist. So, kudos to you and stand up for what you find attractive and believe in, despite what others may say.

BTW, I'm Asian..and I date only Asians.

 
At 1:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are seriously sick and perturbed. These are major RACIAL CATEGORIES, get ready:
1. WHITE,
2 BLACK
3. ASIAN or PACIFIC ISLANDER
4. NATIVE AMERICAN
5. INDIAN

there are cultures: LATIN CULTURE IS A CULTURE NOT A RACE DUMASSSSSS with white and blacks and asians (CHINO LATINOS) and many categories.
GET A FUCKING CLUE. you sound like you don't get around much with educated people.

 
At 8:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This post was fun to read. Me, I was born and raised in North Miami Beach, Florida. Dade county is still my home today. I am a 5'8 132lb white girl. What?! Yep, and I am cute as hell, and exercise a lot. Nice booty, small waist, hazel eyes. What do u mean no white girls? Come on, u just have to look around harder..

 
At 11:58 AM, Blogger alejandro said...

Yeah, pain and suffering breathing throughout your pores. Typical losers who think they can really make a change posting tears in blogs only because they want to make their litany longer and not accept the fact that, no matter how much you whine... the US WILL eventually become a mestizo nation. It's happening, around the corner... everywhere and every time spreading at a faster pace. Funny how in Latino countries the cliche is "gringas are good and easy to get"... and there you see them supporting and nourishing the stereotype as soon as the plane lands: the first days, they talk to no one, distrust everyone and pretty much ignore the "natives"... until the first 3 beers and then they're the first ones waiving their panties up high in the air and wondering who's the ugliest black or latino they're gonna spend the night with. No regrets next day whatsoever.

 
At 2:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm an Asian guy and I prefer white girls too. I don't understand why white guys go for Latino and Asian girls when the girls of their race are so pretty and curvaceous. But I guess that's good for me.

btw - I don't think white girls should sun tan. White skin on a woman is beautiful. Protect your skin. Also, a meaty body with curves is awesome. Don't buy into the media images. They don't represent what men really like.

 
At 11:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a moron this one is...
"Yeah, pain and suffering breathing throughout your pores. Typical losers who think they can really make a change posting tears in blogs only because they want to make their litany longer and not accept the fact that, no matter how much you whine... the US WILL eventually become a mestizo nation. It's happening, around the corner... everywhere and every time spreading at a faster pace"

It WILL be a very very sad day in America IF what you say actually does happen. The one and only reason this may be possible is this: These people are breeders. They can't afford the kids but hey, bring them on right? Where I'm from this 'culture' is infesting the bigger towns and cities like roaches and totaly destroying neighborhood after neighborhood. Crime has skyrocketed in many formerly safe communities - not anymore since they moved into town taking full advantage of any and all forms of welfare and other subsidies to pay for their rent, food, utilities, health care and more.
Yeah, just what we need in this country is more trash. Well, I guess we're getting exactly that. Trash and nothing more than that...

 
At 1:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I dated an Asian for a year and never wanted to have sex with her"

WTF men? are you gay? I understand your point of view, I really do, but COME ON, you don't have to sound gay to prove your point, besides is still a pussy right? and I bet is better than jerking off; if you didn't want to have sex with her, why in hell did you last a year? did you like the food she made or something?

My question is, If you know you can't get a bonner with a non-caucasian girl, why do you even date them? so you can write racist shit online or to have something to talk about with your white non-jewish friends?

Do you really think all latinas are short and stocky? that's like calling all white people hillbillies, white trash, rednecks or my personal favorite, trailer trash.

Well that's just my 6'0, green eyes Venezuelan point of view and just so you know, I'm not criticizing your opinion, I just don't like the way you stereotype a "CULTURE" with so many "RACES" in it, just to prove a very not-so-much heterosexual point.

 
At 12:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh lordy lord lord lord! I'm not even latino and I'm pissed at your post. I don't know where this "Dale" place is that you speak of because I'm from Canada but, buddy! look around for godsakes! White girls are EVERYWHERE! I turn on the tv I see one, I open the for a second to pick up the newspaper I see one, and the list goes on.. Wow,cry me a river that there aren't enough white gals in Miami! THey overpopulate the rest of the country like nobody's business so I can't really sympathize with you. I just find it so sad that you're taking the experiences that you've had with some low-grade women you've met in Miami (and I'm guessing they are bottom-of the barrel low judging from your profile pic) and imposing them on millions of women you've never ever met. It's also a bit ridiculous that people purposely make trips down to certain places to specificaly creep for white girls. As an Indian girl, right or wrong, I've always had this kind of stereotype of white guys as narrow minded, confused, unaware, uninformed, annoying as hell, rock music loving, fratboy losers , so congrats for furthering reaffirming why it is that I don't mess with white dudes. I gotta laugh at the whole "I can actually talk about music and have a beer with white girls" bull. Just because us brown chicks stay up on rap and choose to avoid the convoluted electric guitar nonesense you're listening to isn't our problem. Also I wouldn't worry too much Metzler, and any other twisted white dudes on here-- I can already guarantee you that when you're walking down the street, or shopping in a store, or scoping out a club, most of these latinas that you're spending so much time criticizing don't even know you're alive.

 

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