Sound Bites From a Date With A Cuban Girl
“I love going out to dinner, to nice restaurants. Like, when I go out on a date, I expect to be taken somewhere really nice. That whole experience, I really love it. And I think it’s worth the money to do that.” Of course it’s worth the money, Katarina, because IT’S NOT YOURS!
“I know after I have kids I’m going to be one of those women who never loses the weight. I don’t even know if I want kids, because I like nice things and I don’t want to have to spend money on anybody else.” Well, good to see we have one thing in common
“Oooh. So you’re a trainer? What can I do to get rid of my belly? Oh, and my ass, I totally need to get my ass smaller.” How about eating at less of those fancy restaurants you do so love to have men take you to. That might be a good start.
“I like nice bars, you know? Where you can like sit, and order some nice drinks and not have to talk over everybody like in a dirty bar or a big club. Like I would never set foot in Barracudas or Moe’s or Sandbar or, eww, no, never The Tavern.” Really? Those are the ONLY places I go.
"My sister says I'm rude to waiters. Like, I'm totally not rude, but its like, take my order and go away. I'm short with you because I don't want to talk to you. Don't you get it?" If by "it" you mean "spit in my food," then yes.
“I know this might be a turnoff, but my goal in life is to marry a man who is going to take care of me and support me.” So I guess a Baby Blue ’02 Saturn must just scream “I’ll pay your bills.” Why are you out with me again?
“I really only like to date good looking guys. Like, I have to be totally physically attracted to you to go out with you. Does that sound shallow?” No, not at all. You’re lucky I don’t hold myself to the same standards, though.
“My ex-boyfriend was totally gorgeous. Like, perfect, he could have been a model. God he was hot, I was totally in love with him.” Hmm. My ex-girlfriend was a coke addicted stripper who used to hit me all the time. Shall we drop this subject now or wait until one of us starts crying?