Thursday, March 23, 2006

FSU Cowgirl Jen Sterger is What is Wrong with America

Just to preface this: I hate Florida State. For a variety of reasons ranging from football to an ex-girlfriend, I am one of the great FSU-haters of all time. But my hatred of this particular institution has absolutely nothing to do with why I find Jenn Sterger to be one of the most phony, obnoxious and overrated personalities to grace the internet since Miss Paris Hilton had her coming out party on video. For those of you unfamiliar, the esteemed Miss Sterger (apparently known in internet circles as Cowgirl Jenn) was spotted by an ABC cameraman at the Miami-FSU game this year, and a few hundred thousand internet postings later, she is now in Maxim and preparing to show herself in Playboy next month. Oh, and not only are we being bombarded with Jenn Sterger pictures, but she now has a column on SI.com too.

What really disgusts me about Jenn Sterger is not her chest or her “hey-look-at-me-I’m-a-hot-chick” choice of wardrobe. Nor is it her labeling herself a “cowgirl” when she hails from the legendary cattle town of Tampa. Those are all things typical of any A-grade attention whore in Tallahassee. No, what irks me about you, Miss Sterger, is your thinly veiled attempt to be the “Attainable Hot Chick who Loves Sports.” Jenn, you are a hot-girl celebrity and you are wallowing in it like a hog on a hot day. Stop telling us you are a down-to-Earth hometown girl because, sweetie, I ain’t buying it. Anyone who devotes an entire SI column to telling the world how popular they are cannot tell me they are not full of themselves with a straight face.

Your attempt at modesty is absolutely pathetic. You cannot, in one breath, say “I’m a normal college girl. I wake up late for class, fight for parking spaces, and spend way too much time watching ESPN. Honestly, if you walked past me at school, you probably wouldn't look twice,” and then in the next brag about your 16,000 friend requests on facebook. Because being the most popular girl on facebook is kind of like being the guy who gets the most pussy at a BBW convention. And, incidentally, I especially love how you started your SI column with “You may not recognize the name, but I'm sure you have seen my pictures.” Actually I mentioned you to about a dozen people in New York this week and none of them had a fucking clue who you were. Maxim spread and all.

What irks me even more about Jenn Sterger is her proclaiming herself an FSU “superfan.” Yes, Jenn because only a true fan would describe gameday as “like, the funnest thing ever. You just get up and get wasted.” I don’t know about you, but I find it difficult to tell whether or not Bowden is using his nickel package on third down after four hours of binge drinking.

Our darling cowgirl also claims she wants to go to law school (aka the residual career path for the directionless). Let me tell you, if I am accused of murder, and my lawyer walks in and she has a pair of $10,000 tits and a Playboy spread to her credit, I will probably go back to my cell and hang myself. The downside to being a professional hot chick, Miss Sterger, is that nobody will ever take you seriously again in a professional situation. Sorry, that’s the price of “notoriety,” as you put it.

I’ve read Jenn Sterger's attempts at journalism on SI.com. If I were an aspiring sports journalist (which I am not), I would be outraged that some “cowgirl” with a very impressive boob job is able to land a column in Sports Illustrated while I will be relegated to covering High School Girls Basketball in Butte, Montana for the next five years before I can get a column gig in some third tier market like Fort Collins. But this girl, who writes at MAYBE an 8th grade level, which I guess is pretty good for a Senior at Florida State, does not warrant her own column on a major sports website. I hope you are not seriously considering a career in journalism, Miss Sterger. Because youth and beauty are gone someday, and then what do you have left? A pair of silicone breasts and a degree from Florida State. And in Florida, those are both a dime a dozen.

But the fault doesn’t lie completely with Cowgirl Jenn. Actually, it lies more with the absolutely pathetic throngs of men who give her so much attention. She was right when she said that “I go to school with some of the most gorgeous girls you will ever see in your life. To even be placed among their ranks is an honor in itself.” (although, again, your attempt at modesty is about as believable as the Oscar loser who says “It was an honor just to be nominated.”) We all know there are hot girls in college, so why the obsession with Cowgirl Jenn? It’s because she’s the type of girl who makes guys think they have a chance. Because she plays herself off as some sort of sports-junkie “normal college girl” instead of the professional-hot-chick that she is, guys now think they have a chance. Don’t kid yourself, gentlemen, Miss Sterger’s college boyfriends have most likely been athletes, or, if not, good-looking sons of extremely wealthy men. After college the only men she will date under 35 will be celebrities, but most likely will end up with a guy who made more in the time it took you to jerk off to her facebook profile than you will make in an entire year.

The fault also lies in the marketing people at SI and Maxim and Playboy and any other publication giving this much exposure to some girl who did nothing more than wear a bikini to a football game. Is that all it takes to become famous these days? Shit, I remember a time when you actually had to accomplish SOMETHING to be a celebrity. I guess the internet has changed that forever. But really, assorted media, why all the fuss? This girl does not seem to have any discerable talent other than picking a good plastic surgeon, and is way too short to be first-rate model. So where does that leave us? With an FSU co-ed and her now falsely inflated ego that will lead her to treat guys like dirt for the rest of her life. Thanks a lot SI, you have now created one more extremely shitty chick to grace the Sunshine State with her presence.

I will give credit where credit is due, though. If I were Jenn, I would be milking this for all it was worth too. And those breast implants? You are right, best investment you ever made. I never said you were stupid, Jenn Stereger, just a big phony. It’s okay though. When your rich husband divorces you in 2023 and starts dating the “UCF Cowgirl” I will probably run into you on a Wednesday night at Ted’s Hideaway in South Beach. You will be on your fifth Martini, your sixth boob job and your second facelift. At some point, someone, probably me, will say something insulting to infuriate you, and you’ll throw your Martini glass across the room and yell, “You know who I was? I was the FSU Cowgirl, goddam it! I was somebody!” And I will smile and go back to my game of Golden Tee.

*And incidentally, Jenn, should you somehow be directed to my well-articulated diatribe: No, this does not help me sleep at night. Since that is the response you seem to give to everyone who does not offer you a marriage proposal. I still have chronic insomnia for no apparent reason and ripping you for 1500 words has done nothing to help it.

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At 4:46 PM, Anonymous Joe said...

I had no clue who this girl was, but now that I know who she is, I'm going to request her as a friend on facebook!

 
At 4:53 PM, Anonymous Ted said...

This is the first time I completely agree with you. Welcome to every large state school in the south. I just haven't decided if it football or basketball girls that are worse. Alabama and Kentucky are particularly horrible. Almost makes you want to fornicate with a chubby. Notice that I said almost.

 
At 5:21 PM, Blogger jenjen said...

She wouldn't do well here. I think the flygirls are more popular than FSU silicone.

 
At 6:25 PM, Blogger mrshife said...

I want to see the FSU Cameltoe Girl.
I had no clue who she was until now and I don't think I will give a rip about her ever again. Just another reason to hate the 'Noles. Go 'Canes.

 
At 7:04 PM, Anonymous DT said...

M&M...

Thanks for the semi-mention in your blog, by the way, love your writing style. Here's a link of my former co-anchor in Butte...

http://www.king5.com/about/bios/stories/K5bios-Gangel.1538c1c4.html

... for all of 3 months... she's at the #1 station in Seattle by the way now, way to put in those dues!

Whitedade...just remember this...

"TV NEWS: A place where the Mad Hatters are sometimes managers and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum are often six-figured main anchors."

I guess that can apply to many careers, thank god I picked one with security and cash flow right?

Late from the SC!

 
At 1:03 AM, Anonymous nicole said...

Dude, please forgive me for not commenting lately. New posts on a lot of Blogger blogs are just NOT showing up lately.

You, Tara and Guru are getting no love right now but I haven't figured out why...though my hunch is that Blogger is screwing up again. :-\

 
At 7:42 AM, Blogger White Dade said...

Joe - I hope to God you are being sarcastic. Otherwise you are part of the disease

Ted - Wow, you know you've struck a cord then even you agree with me

JJ - You only say that because your sister IS a flygirl

Shife - Your wife reads this blog too, doesn't she?

DT - It only took six months but you finally left a comment. Nice job.

Nicole - I thought once you hit #1 on BlogMad you'd forget all the people who got you there. Thanks

 
At 2:34 PM, Anonymous rumandpopcorn said...

Not much of a comment, except to say I agree 1000 percent. I knew SI.com was headed down a wrong road when they gave Jay Mohr a column (good comic, funny guy, but pedestrian sports columnist), but this is ridiculous.

Yeah, she can work the "I'm attainable and down-to-earth" angle all she wants. Men who want to get with reality (apparently, there aren't all that many) know better.

Disclaimer: Georgia Tech grad, so you know I'm a 'Nole hater...full disclosure is only fair.

 
At 2:54 PM, Anonymous J said...

BEST POST ON THIS BLOG.

I freakin' hate FSU and hate pompous chicks who's best attribute is fake and paid for. This might be the best thing you've ever said:

"...then what do you have left? A pair of silicone breasts and a degree from Florida State. And in Florida, those are both a dime a dozen."

 
At 3:24 PM, Anonymous Bill said...

Very Witty writing and a funny post and probably a lot of truth to what you say, she probably is full of shit, however the bottom line is this: if you had enough game to score with her, you absolutely would do it, regardless of your rant. So what you say and what you would actually do are in conflict, and that sir is the definition of hypocricy --no biggy, funny is funny, and insightful is insightful, regardless of the hypocricy

 
At 3:32 PM, Anonymous Johnson said...

Rumandpopcorn...as a GT grad, do you even know what a girl looks like? Just giving you some good natured shit. I lived in the ATL for a year and hung out on GT's campus and I think the guy/girl ratio is around 90-10 with the 10 only being attained when Agnes Scott girls came around.

And to comment on WD's post, I too hate "celebrities" who have no discernible talent other than being attractive or born rich (Paris Hilton, I'm looking at YOU!). However, I know that if I was in the same position, you'd have to drag me kick and screaming from reality t.v. and I'd milk my 15 minutes of fame for all it was worth and try to stay for 15:30 of fame if at all possible.

 
At 9:14 AM, Blogger White Dade said...

RP- Reality is a thing a lot of men find it hard to live in. Hence the Jack Bauer obsession

J - I knew ripping FSU would resonate with the UM people

Bill - DId you read my last post? If I can have sex with someone I find physically repulsiv,e why on Earth do you think I wou;dn't do it with someone I find personally repulsive? I never meniton that.

Johnson - I can attest to that. i stayed with you for 3 days in ATL and I don't recall seeing one chick except the checkout girl at Kroger

 
At 11:00 AM, Anonymous Johnson said...

"Johnson - I can attest to that. i stayed with you for 3 days in ATL and I don't recall seeing one chick except the checkout girl at Kroger"

Perhaps you can just chalk that up to my general schwagness...or not. There really are no chicks on the GT campus. Unless you like engineering chicks who's idea of foreplay is discussing differential equations and their latest Electrical Engineering homework set.

 
At 6:20 PM, Anonymous rumandpopcorn said...

It true good natured shit to give me, Johnson, because it's true. There are plenty of women in Atlanta, just not on the GT campus. Besides Agnes Scott, you could also go down to Emory for rich chicks, or the many various black colleges if you like that. So we saw women all the time. Then we had to go back to campus.

 
At 2:42 AM, Anonymous joe said...

sarcasm

 
At 1:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm actually an FSU alumna, but I have neither implants nor a need to market myself as a product.

Each time I see one of Miss Sterger's cloying, trite little statements, I wince.

I'm proud of my double-major, and I'm certainly a huge FSU fan, but please don't paint all FSU gals with the spackle-and-silicone brush of Jenn Sterger.

Most of us don't cry out for that kind of attention - y'know, the kind that involves lonely middle-aged men sitting in their mom's bathroom staring fixedly at a naked Jenn in his issue of Maxim?

Yeah. ;)

See you guys at the Orange Bowl this fall!

 
At 1:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree 100% with your analysis. Jenn is nothing more than an attention mongering whore...

 
At 1:19 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

Thanks to all the nw visitors today. Welcome.

Hey, if anyone knows how to put this on an FSU message board, I would love nothing more than to hear from the Jenn apologists

 
At 1:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take it to warchant.com and scout.com.

This could be VERY entertaining.

 
At 1:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not sure that you want that kind of attention White Dade. However there are ways to get that kind of thing posted.

 
At 1:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another Florida State alumnus, fan, and lover here.

Except for the jabs at FSU, I agree with every word in your article!

If you're ever in Tallahassee, beer is on me!

 
At 1:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow the bitterness is strong in this one. Too many hot girls snub you? Are you getting back at them all now?

How sad.

:-)

 
At 1:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a Dork!

 
At 1:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be prepared to take flak from the droolers. They can't get past the fake chest far enough to recognize the truth.

 
At 2:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sad. You've never even taken the time to even try and see if she is legit. You just go off on her and call her fake.

You know, I actually understand that reaction because I had the same one and so have many other people. Thing is that when you actually talk to her and get to know her you find out that there is no BS there. She's 100% genuine.

Pretty sure none of us can change your mind, but I figured I would just throw that out there. Your hatred for everything FSU shines through though. One of her "cowgirl" friends is a UM fan. Maybe you can jump on her bandwagon.

 
At 2:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a FSU fan, and a fan of Jenn who I personally know. You guys have no idea who she is and what she is about. She didnt walk into this. They found her. My goodness a whole blog just for Jenn you must be obsessed. She is everything she says she is and she a sweet girl. Let her do her thing, its her life, and in regards to drinking, what college student doesnt drink. If Jenn reads this, Just remember the 10-10-80, Ill see ya at the next tailgate. LETS GO NOLES.

 
At 2:08 PM, Blogger ColonialHawk said...

Agreed.

Besides that, she just isn't that cute.

Knocker and the ability to pose them doesn't qualify a woman for fame.

 
At 2:13 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

Just to clarify, it's not an entire blog devoted to Jenn. THAT would be too much attention. This is just one post. The entire blog is devoted to ME. If you hit that "home" button on the bottom you'll see that.

 
At 2:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The droolers are the ones who both wrote this pathetic article and the ones chiming in their support for it. Go ahead and wipe that retard drool off the keyboard and get back to the halfway house you escaped from.

Poor Canes... lashing out at us in any way they can. It's so sad!

All 10 of their fans joined in to comment on this too I see.

 
At 2:31 PM, Anonymous Tallyrific said...

Everyone flag this punk's blog. It is filled with rascist crap. Typical Miami no class punk. Go Noles!

 
At 2:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

White Dade - you got your wish. Nole fans have responded....

 
At 3:03 PM, Anonymous UM blows said...

This guy wishes he had girls like Jen in Miami. You can't spell SCUM without UM. I'm flagging it now. Retard lives in Miami and is complaining about Spanish.

 
At 3:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is this homo? Just some hater from Miami? Flag it!

 
At 3:19 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

Seriously, if anyone is contemplating trying to get my blog shut down because I ripped an internet "celebrity" or complained about too many peoeple in Miami speaking Spanish, you A) Have more time on your hands than I do and B) Are taking all of this a liiiiiitle too seriously

 
At 3:25 PM, Blogger Betty said...

Jesus Fucking Christ, you losers. Don't you have anything better to do than post anonymous comments. Get a life and if you are that offended stop reading his blog. It's freedom of speech. Just because you assholes have an unnatural obsession for the cum dumpster that is Jen Sterger's popularity doesn't mean the rest of us should. Get a fucking life.

 
At 3:29 PM, Anonymous NOLE NATION said...

Now the little girl from UM is afraid. He even has his butt ugly girlfriend sticking up for him. I think it is obvious why he is hating on Jen when he has to bang that freak. Freedom of Speech---let the administrators and this fag's boss decide.

 
At 3:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

so WHITE DADE who is the attention whore now.. the reason im anonymous because im not signing up for this shit..

 
At 3:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

White Dade's boyfriend doesn't give him enough attention because he realized what a poor loser he is and found a new man on the UM football team. I'm googling to see if I can find where he works right now. fuck the canes

 
At 3:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

where is palmetto bay?

 
At 3:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a 'Nole, I'm ashamed by the lack of class displayed by some of the posters here.

 
At 3:44 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

TO the last anon: Thank You. Some of you are embarassing your own school and validating my point even more.

 
At 3:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

a hater getting hated on by NOLE NATION. you fucked with the best and now you're afraid. say hello to your boss when the fax rolls in and say goodbye to your blog. stupid and rascist. figures you went to UM.

 
At 3:46 PM, Blogger Docnolz said...

I had a funny feeling this would happen once the LR got a hold of this.

 
At 3:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I, too, am embarrassed by some of the responses here from the Seminole Nation.

How many of you actually know Jenn Sterger personally (no, owning the February issue of Maxim and having carnal knowledge of it does NOT count)?

You rip a guy's personal opinion and threaten him? You try to get his blog shut down because you don't agree with him?

Seriously?

 
At 3:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It won't be us firing his UM ass or shutting this shit down. He ran his mouth like all Canes fans do and now he is going to pay the price. Blame the administrators and his boss or his stupidity. scUM.

 
At 5:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually most of the noles posting on here know her personally.

 
At 7:00 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

Having her agree to take a picture with you at a football game does not count as "knowing" her. Neither does seeing her walk to class, or having shaken hands with her at a car dealiership opening. What do you expect her to do, punch you in the nose when she tells you hello? Most people are "nice" during cordial encounters. But thank you all for stopping by.

 
At 8:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"This guy wishes he had girls like Jen in Miami"

No we dont. They are much hotter.

 
At 8:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

White Dade = drooling idiot.

Jenn's writing is better than yours is dude so if she "writes at an 8th grade level at best" that doesn't speak well of you. I'm an FSU grad (engineering, with honors) and am damned proud of it. You on the other hand probably write with crayons when you aren't one finger pecking on your dad's computer. I'll post this anonymously here because I don't want to go through the registration crap but I post as Semi91Nole on the scout.com FSU board. To summarize (and reiterate), you're an idiot.

 
At 8:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If there's a hater on this blog, point him out, point him out...if there's a hater on this blog, point him out, point him out, if there's a hater on this blog and you think he should be flogged, point him out, point him hout...

 
At 9:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Jenn's writing is better than yours is dude so if she "writes at an 8th grade level at best" that doesn't speak well of you. I'm an FSU grad (engineering, with honors) and am damned proud of it. You on the other hand probably write with crayons when you aren't one finger pecking on your dad's computer."

Yeah, I know engineers can't spell so well, but come on. You are trying to insult this dude with this attempt at English???

<--- 4.0 chemical engineer.

 
At 8:27 AM, Anonymous Keith said...

this is crazy.

Betty said it all (and that was fucking funny!!!)

these are the same people who start a fight when someone comes at them with a "your mama" joke. no sense of scope (its not just mouthwash you know).
in the grand scheme of things, how much does your opinion of this chick matter?
not a bit.

but i read your blog daily.

 
At 9:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow.. all the "haters" come out when anyone mentions Jenn. Its funny. Because I know who some of these FSU alumni are that are posting on here. If you want to keep your jobs at the University (because.. I know where you work too) ... I suggest you stop feeding this frenzy.
White Dade is What is Wrong With Freedom of Speech.
Get your facts straight you idiot.
#1: Jenn's parents are UM alumni.. u are picking on your own.
#2: Jenn is FROM Miami. Has lots of family down there that contribute money to your athletic programs.
#3: Knowing Jenn personally, I have seen some of her ex-boyfriends and the guy she was dating until recently... nothing special, they are just good guys. They are decent looking.. but nothing above average.. and they aren't ATHLETES. Sports lovers maybe.. but athletes is a stretch. And they are by no means RICH.
#4: Jenn has a very level head and is not vain about any of the things that have happened to her. She is thankful for all the people that are nice to her and support her.

You guys have absolutely no idea what you are talking about when it comes to this girl.
And... before all the warchanters come out saying they know who this is.. and think it is a Jenn defender.. THINK AGAIN. I am just tired of seeing this hater shit every where from our own kind.. especially people that WORK for our University. You Evil witches should take your brooms and leave before someone drops a house on you.. and leave the kid alone. You are grown ass women. Deal with whatever personal issues you have about what this girl is doing elsewhere. Allright.. we get it.. we KNOW your opinions. But we've seen your pics too.. and you by no means are lookers..so my guess is that there is just this inner hatred.. because a pretty girl got a break, and the pretty girl was smart enough to run with it. If you knew Jenn, you would know she isn't a slut, or a whore, or whatever else you want to make her. She's a good kid, and comes from a good family.
And as far as her comments being trite they are no worse than listening to people bitch about how they don't like Jenn because she misrepresents cowgirls. If you're a cowgirl.. and you're offended, get your fat ass on a horse and ride out into the sunset baby.

 
At 9:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Overrated rat...just another butter face. I am sure glad my girlfriend doesnt have to dress like that to get attention. Have some self respect do you want to look like you work the corner?

 
At 10:21 AM, Anonymous nole chicks are whores said...

she is the NIT of hot college chicks. sure, she's on ESPN and you'd wax her, but winning her is no real prize. tons of losers did it before you.

 
At 11:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be hate'in on Cowgirl.....just because your ex-GF said you have a little dick and she found a man that could take care of her needs better than you at FSU.

 
At 11:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good old Anon-o-Nozzle coming in to spout off suppositions about things he knows nothing about. Par for the course I guess.

 
At 12:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's kind of funny when people come on here and rant about others taking shots, and they themselves are making incorrect assumptions about who the other anonymous posters are by using thinly veiled references.

 
At 1:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

White Dade is probably 5'5" and 300 lbs!

 
At 1:35 PM, Blogger Satchmo said...

After college the only men she will date under 35 will be celebrities, but most likely will end up with a guy who made more in the time it took you to jerk off to her facebook profile than you will make in an entire year.

This is the most honest sentence I've read in a month. That guy is also going to be a slimy lawyer.

Also, you're right that you can't blame her - blame SI and their assumption that all guys want big fake breasts with their college football information.

 
At 1:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quit hating and get a fucking life....ALL OF YOU!

 
At 1:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only reason this one-bagger is more famous that her more attractive friends is just that - she has the non-threatening face and a flip-it-over body. In the rest of the country, we call that a butterface.

 
At 2:04 PM, Blogger Planet B said...

I'm surprised no one has mentioned how horrible those fake breasts look. Someone pointed it out on another blog and then seeing them in Maxim, I have to agree. Her 30 minutes are almost over (one for each boob).

 
At 2:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As an owner of 2 (real) breasts, I can say that the idea that someone would have their chest cut open, add a foreign substance, and get sewn back up just to get noticed at school and maybe get on TV at a football game is absolutely appalling

 
At 3:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another butter face. I'd nail her but not without protection. The first "whoo hoo" she let out would be the signal to exit stage left.

BTW - if you want to nail drunk chicks with fake tits just head to any college-age bar and prepare to purchase many red bull and vodkas. Chicks like this are a dime a dozen.

 
At 3:06 PM, Anonymous Nolezfan said...

The "rant" from 9:18am is not from me, was not written by me or posted by me. The person who accused me of being "anon-o-nozzle" couldn't be further off base.

Nolezfan@gmail.com if you have any questions.

 
At 6:03 PM, Blogger Dre said...

Wow, write about some slut and watch the horndogs and lesbo fuckbuddies run to her defense. Great blog entry dude.

 
At 8:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

she lovez to slurp the cumdrippings from the asses of fat girls in the dorms. you read it hear FIRST.


sinicerely

Tommy Bowden

 
At 9:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, this girl is the epitome of class. I wish I could be like her and go almost naked to football games and sport lots of cleavage so all the boys can see my boobs that daddy bought me for christmas. This girl is taking her 15 minutes of fame and "I spend 4 hours at the gym everyday" bod and cashing in. Can't blame her for doing it, but also can't help but laugh and make fun of how pathetic she is. She sounds like she's got an IQ of 10 in her SI column. Maybe she should consider a career in the porn industry because I guarantee you she won't be gracing the sidelines of any sporting events anytime soon. Sorry, the truth hurts.

 
At 1:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone that hates on anything that is FSU is a dumb piece of shit.

 
At 1:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"10-80-10"

^The truth of that is pure genius.

Stay cool, Jenn, and GO NOLES!

-911

 
At 8:16 AM, Anonymous Jaxraider said...

I have been asked to post this on behalf of someone whom none of you can make the inane claim "you don't really know Jenn" so here is a response from Jenn's father..And we dont hide behind an anonymous post or some fake pic on a profile...


To White Dade, his blog respondents, and all the other anti-Jenn Sterger posters;

Much has been posted by you self proclaimed, all seeing prognosticators that masquerade themselves as a Jenn Sterger "specialist!" …most of your posts are just pure made up bullshit that you pathetic folks had to dream up in an attempt to build your low self esteem! The following comments are not coming from any of the Warchant LR faithful, or from any of her friends, but rather from someone that has watched her for all of her life – me, Leo Sterger, her father. I know this is America, the land of the free, and you are certainly entitled to your opinions, but to spread unfounded lies while hiding behind a mask of "anonymous" is cowardly, disrespectful and in some cases borders on defamation – dude! I'm not writing this to try to convert any of you to be Jenn fans, it would be an incredible waste of my time since you are so full of hate you're hopeless, but rather to poke holes in your fabrication, and maybe to sway the opinion of those others who can think for themselves. So lets review the myths against the facts....

For starters, my wife and I were at the MIA-FSU game last Labor Day and, for the record, we are Canes fans and sat that night in the UM section. After being at FSU for her first year, Jenn finally decided to get involved and support HER team (FSU) instead of riding the edge between her parents school and hers. She had a couple of FSU ball caps but for the big game she wore a straw hat similar to what Bowden sometimes wears. We all know what happened during the game …Bobby finally got one to bounce his way! The next day I called my Seminole friend and alumni who lives in Atlanta to have our usual post-game day BS session …literally, that's how the loser starts the conversation. During the conversation I told him that Jenn said some of her friends saw her on TV. My friend asked if she was the girl wearing the garnet bikini top and the cowboy hat? At that point he told me that I needed to log onto the Warchant LR site and read what was being said about Jenn.

The Warchant site was abuzz with questions of who was the babe in the bikini top and cowboy hat? Later on someone dubbed her the "Cowgirl" within the thread, as an obvious reference to the girl wearing the hat …so misconception #1 is Jenn didn't start calling herself the Cowgirl until after the Seminole faithful nicknamed her that! Dont blame Jenn for the name, blame the Nole fans themselves...

Now, comparing Jenn to Paris Hilton … you're really stretching a point here! Let's see: Paris is $$ loaded …and Jenn is far from it! Paris made a famous sex video that got "conveniently" distributed over the internet, while Jenn got 3 seconds on tv coming out of a ABC commercial that she had zero control or advanced notice on. So, given the fact that there is absolutely no hidden Jenn Sterger film, now you are "0 for 2"! As for comparing her looks to Paris, that is a matter of one's personal preference. Now I think my daughter is good looking but even I know there are more beautiful women out there. Remember, folks of the internet, you are the ones who helped make her the "hottie of the year 2006" as designated by the Page 2 article on ESPN.com by your constant blogging, emails and searches. She didn't ask them for that, the people deemed it. There are even folks who have tried to steal her identity on other blogs and myspace, and then there are those who started various unauthorized "fan" websites. So, don't blame Jenn for her fame or your misery! Yet, for some reason, you continue to blame her for being so resourceful in taking this whole adventure and building into what has transpired. Let me give you an example of another real life example of what Jenn's life was like...when vacationing in Daytona Beach as a family 5 years ago we passed a professional photo shoot for a car audio magazine while walking down the beach all together...the photographers called Jenn over and they asked her to pose for them …at that time, she was 17 and this was before any augmentation …yes, I said it, but that's another issue! So, Jenn getting noticed and complimented without any attempt on her part to put herself out there, has been going on for some time now.

Jenn did not go to SI and beg them to do a story on her. They actually contacted her and did ask her to email them a little article on how all her notoriety got started. They were so impressed with what they read they asked if she would be interested in doing some guest writing for them and they (SI) would provide the topics. She has already done 5 articles for them in a 2 month span, both the advice column as well as articles on her experiences during FSU's late season run to try to get a tourney bid, and even I must admit I was surprised on how much she know about sports. The girl reads scouting reports, has unbelievable recall and can spout off various facts with authority …I'm a sports freak but even she puts me to shame. Maybe you're unhappy that the Girls High Schools Basketball teams in Butte, MT called you for your services and Jenn got SI, but hey you play the cards you are dealt.

On Jenn growing up; she had boyfriends from age 15 (they would last 6 months to a year) but none of them were on the "A" list. Rather, they were normal middle class kids. In high school she was a devoted music student who had band practice 3 nights a week and performed with the band on Friday nights. We built a new home in Lutz, Fl (that's northeast of Tampa) and opened our house to our children and their friends. We chaperoned but didn't interfere unless needed. We had phenomenal Christmas parties with DJ's and lighted dance floor and a food spread that could feed small armies …which one year I swear we had over 200 kids! I'm sure someone smuggled some contraband into the house but we made sure everyone left clean and alert. Now I'm sure you're saying that we could never be with Jenn all the time and you're right but we were there for as much of the time as we possibly could. You see, for 5 years (counting the year her younger sister was in band) Jenn's mother and I ran the band booster club, arranged all the travel, loaded and set-up the halftime shows and yes we were there for the band practices as well! Jenn loved the fact that her parents were involved in the band program when most kids her age wanted nothing to do with her parents. Jenn just wasn't embarrassed by her parents presence all during her life …even now she includes us as often as possible and if we can't be together we talk at least 3 to 4 times a day on the phone. Now I'm no expert but if Jenn was as slutty as you say I'd think she would be too busy to talk to us, go to class (she's on the Dean's list by the way), study and oh yeah reply to the enormous volume of UNSOLICITED Facebook requests that she gets everyday! By the way it is not bragging that you have 16,000 friend requests on Facebook if it's true, people! I guess that's perhaps somewhat more than you have! I lost count along the way here, but I think you are like "0 for 5!" on these supposed Jenn "facts". God, I hope you're not one of the new coaches Larry Coker hired or we're in big trouble!

While it is true Jenn has developed into quite the shutter bug poser, she really is quite modest. She wears sweat pants, ball caps and t-shirts to class …she has even worn pj's to class. She does dress up for her job, and yes she works cause daddy won't pay for her clothes and food …I'm just damn mean that way! And those augmentations...were not Daddy bought as some of you geniuses have claimed .....

For the guys who say girls like Jenn won't give them a second look I've got some advice for you. Have you ever got up enough nerve to approach these women and try to carry on a conversation like you give a crap about them? I'll bet not! But then when you talk trash as you do, hiding like a coward behind your numerous anonymous posts, I can't imagine any women giving you a second look, or a first look!

Finally, for the original blog author who must be so sorry looking that he uses Alf as his profile picture, let me say this. Jenn's out there for everyone to see and you're hiding behind a puppet!

Since I don't Blog or post I've forward this response to one of the Warchant faithful to publicize for me …I don't want to go through the registering hassle. However, I don't want to dodge anyone either so if you get the urge to trash talk to someone …here I am!

Leo Sterger – LSTERGER@aol.com

 
At 9:21 AM, Anonymous irighti said...

What Leo said!

 
At 9:30 AM, Blogger Docnolz said...

Daaaaayum - Leo comes out swinging!

 
At 11:36 AM, Anonymous Harry Cane said...

Amazing how many people - even Mr. Sterger - are missing the point here.

Read the header and title of this thread; "FSU Cowgirl Jenn Sterger Is What's Wrong With America."

Yeah, the writer took some pot shots at her - some valid and some a bit over the top. Point being, the issue is with America's media and the pseudo celebs they create. Pamela Anderson was discovered on the JumboTron at a hockey game 17 years ago and it took years for her career to take off - starting with a Canadian beer ad.

In this day and age you get a website and a magazine spread because your image came across the screen when ABC came back from commercial and a day later a ton of Internet dorks posted your pick online as whack material?

THAT is what's wrong here.

Jenn is a decent looking girl. End of story. She deserves a second look at a bar, club or strolling on campus. She doesn't deserve a Maxim spread (Fabiola and Chrystal, though better looking - don't deserve the spread either) and CERTAINLY doesn't deserve the attention of Playboy. The same magazine which boasted Marilyn, Pamela, Jenny McCarthy and a slew of others.

She may not have 'wanted' this attention - as dad claims - but she sure is milking it for all it's worth.

As for the dork who posts she dates 'normal' guys -- again that was all PRE this Maxim/Playboy crap. Let's see how much attention she pays the non athlete boys in Trailerhassee from here on out. Even worse, IF she winds up in Hollywood for anything.

Hell, at one point Jessica Simpson was OK with a third rate, decent looking, former boy bander. Now she's banging the likes of Jude Law, the kid from Maroon 5, comedian Dane Cook and the boys from Jackass.

Point being, the higher you climb on the social ladder -- so does the quality of ass you start bringing home.

 
At 11:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am embarassed as a UM fan and supporter that leo lives in the great city and is an alum. first off a miami alum never would have been stupid enough to let his kid go to F$U. secondly if he went to UM and lives down there now im assuming hes not exactly living in poverty. i would think he would have been able to give his daughter the money needed to see a real surgeon and get her tits done right, because they look like shit. one is bigger than the other, and they arent even. that filthy skank should ask for a refund.

shes nothing special. nothing you cant see at any beach in south florida on any goven day. she got a couple of posts about her on waaa-chant because of a tv appearance during the only F$U win over miami in recent times, and shes looking to capitalize on it and make some money. i cant really say in that regard that i blame her, but the first bit of money that pig gets she should hire an attorney to sue her surgeon for fucking her shit up and making her chest look like an unbalanced scale.

her father should be so proud taht his daughter is an internet skank, worshipped by those in trailerhassee wealthy enough to be able to afford an internet connection. nothing quite says quality memeber of society like being worshiped in the trailer park. thats almost as cool as a refinery fire.

i just hope that the education she got at F$U taught her to be smart enough to save up the couple dollars she will make during her 12 1/2 minutes of fame, because when shes divorced at 35 trying to raise kids and cant find a job, that money may come in handy.

 
At 12:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No. What is really wrong with America is that some scUM think he is better than everyone else and that his opinion matters.

 
At 12:30 PM, Anonymous Jaxraider said...

Hey 11:53 Anonymous poster...once again, why be anonymous? So you can call a girl a pig, a slut, a filthy skank and get away with it? What a man you are! Please do us all a favor & post pics of the fine lady you are currently with, I am sure she is a package of class, grace and talent...I have a 21" HD monitor screen, so I can be sure to get her entire girth in the shot without having to scroll left and right to get all of her...

 
At 12:39 PM, Anonymous White Dade's Mom said...

Whoa!!. That's what I call a put-down. I especially liked "her only discernible talent is picking a good plastic surgeon." What amazes me is that anyone would get worked up enough about your trashing her to send you an e-mail telling you what a jerk you are. Not very nice. To my little boy
On the other hand, it does make you sound as if you've been turned down by one or two surgically enhanced professional hot chicks in your day...
As you know, I strongly disapprove of boob jobs. Someday the practice of stuffing water filled balloons in womens' chests will be considered as barbarous and bizarre as Chinese footbinding (in which young g irls' feet would be broken and crushed and then bound in smelly bandages for life because tiny tootsies were considered erotic. Oh, and yeah, they were criippled by the procedure, but hey, anything for beauty. And don't get me started on those African neck rings...).

 
At 12:53 PM, Anonymous Harry Cane said...

Wow, the originality of these scUM comments is breathtaking and original. Maybe we can resurrect Free Shoes University, throw on some C&C Music Factory and head out to catch Lethal Weapon at the cinema.

Get something new there, champ.

This isn't some UM fan thinking he's better than anyone - the same way this Sterger chick's 'fame' has nothing to do with her being a Nole.

This is a guy with a blog site who has chosen to bag on a pseudo celebrity as one of his weekly topics. Why can't you get that through your thick head?

No one cares this girl is a Nole except you folk. If she WASN'T a Nole, guarantee the majority of you would be bagging on her as well - especially if she was a Cane.

It's just pathetic how the media jumped all over this - though they'll jump off just as quickly, thankfully.

Clock is ticking and it's 14:59....

 
At 1:30 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

Since I really can't respond to everyone...

Leo, I will be in touch shortly.

Whoever compared me to Tucker Max is a moron. I think I've read his blog all of once. Call me a cheap version of Larry, fine. But Tucker Max? You obviously don't read my blog. I find bragging about your sex life to be the most distastful thing a man can do. Please don't ever mention me in the same breath as him again.

Though I don't like FSU, this article would have been just as vitriolic had Jenn gone to Ole Miss, Indiana or Washington. Whoever is blaming this on a UM-FSU thing is way off.

A lot of good points were made here already so I won't reiterate them. And I may address this issue in a post later on if anyone cares to check back.

To the Haters: If I am going to hate on Jenn, I have to expect the same in return. Touche.

To Everyone who made my points for me: Thank you. You all get it. The problem is only partly with Jenn, it is more with the people who worship her.

 
At 1:45 PM, Anonymous Johnson said...

I love all the people calling UM alums/students/fans scUM. HAHA. How original. How'd those free shoes work out for you guys? Or AJ Nicholson and his DUI? Or that Ernie Simms beating the piss out of his g/f? Or Sexton's "Lyme Disease" (I guess that's what all the kids are calling a drug-induced breakdown nowadays)? Or Peter Warrick's shoplifting? UM's football team isn't filled with choirboys but for you guys to call us scum...people in glass houses dude. Now go back to your holes in Trailerhassee and call me when you guys get indoor plumbing. See you suckers in the OB this year.

 
At 3:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

has anybody found out where this douchebag works? a gym on the bay either in coconut grove or palmetto bay. i think his boss should see how he spends the day and some faxes of his posts should be sent. maybe leo could drive over and kick his gay ass.

 
At 3:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah its me back from 11:53

if anybody wants to find me theres a canes site out there that many know how to find me at.....so im not overly concerned about that one.

first off i agree that its not so much a UM-F$U thing as it would be if this pig went to school anywhere else.

secondly i choose to stick to girls who arent know for me the trailer park circle jerk girl......maybe a bit more respect for herself??

shes a chcik who obviously has ridden into town on a horse made of plastic and silicon and will be on a bus out of town in about 10 minutes.....i figured shes used 5 of her 15 already.

like i said i hope she enjoys being the poster girl for trailer trash cumshots, because as soon as that gets old, shes going to be exactly where she should be. gone and forgotten forever,. which will undoubtedly pave the way for the next internet filthbag to the talk of the office for 6 months until she too fades far away.

the way i see it is in order to get any type of publicity you have to earn it. i just dont see being a drunken skank with a cowboy hat and fake tits at a football game....who happen to be caught by some poor slob camera man from ABC the way to earn it. im waiting for the day that this horse is sent out to pasture, or the glue factory never to be heard from again.

 
At 3:44 PM, Anonymous This is the dumbest blog ever. said...

Not only are Cane's and their fans scUM but they are retarded too. You morons are responding to a cookie cutter response supposedly issued from Jen Sterger's father from an unknown source. Do you really think Mr. Sterger concerned himself with this shitty blog? He responded to something on warchant.com when Jen first blew up and it was cut and pasted here. This stupidity is why UM's football players average a 5 on the Wonderlic. Tell White Supremacist Dade to post his response from Jen's dad. That should be up by the time the Canes win another championship. 2046. Deadspin took this shit down. Even they have standards.

 
At 3:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"This stupidity is why UM's football players average a 5 on the Wonderlic."

What do FSU players average? About a 4?

 
At 3:54 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

TITDBE - I responed to Jenn's father, or at least to the email he left. If it's fake, fine, I am a sucker. But if he responds and says I can post the response I will, with identifying details about myself ommitted. But I promised him I woudl keep it confidential, so I will not post it without his consent.

As for Deadspin, no, the link is still up. It is just yesterday's news (fill in smart-ass anonymous response here) so it is a little buried. But I'm still getting hits from it.

And as fro anonymous commenter, do not use the "I don't want to register for this crap" excuse. I have an email link on my blog. Feel free to use it. I will respond to you if you have anytihng substantial to say, good or bad.

 
At 4:04 PM, Anonymous Haters suck said...

I'm sure he'll respond but ask that it remain confidential. You almost as full of shit as all these Cane's fans. That shit was on Warchant.com months ago. Everybody knows who this girl is while you get a couple of hits on your worthless blog by hating on her. Most people would prefer to be in her shoes. Haters like you are what is wrong with America, especially Miami.

 
At 4:15 PM, Anonymous RowdyDawg said...

Sounds like whitey is a little jealous. What's wrong? All the hot women in Miami dating real men or is it that you just can't even get a date with your own palm.

 
At 8:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet Jesus ... you read my mind. And I thought I was cool for having her as my facebook friend. How long do you think it'll take before a Vivid contract comes along? I'd hit it.

 
At 6:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a very thought provoking article. However, I feel Ms. Sterger does not adequately represent the women of FSU. My grandmother, mother, and I all attended FSU with grace, intelligence, and class. I resent those that automatically associate my educational background with a classless tramp. She could be a very pretty girl, but the way she represents herself is not only demeaning to herself, but is an insult to some of the other beautiful girls of Tally.

 
At 12:14 PM, Anonymous Benny said...

Damn what a long comment list.

But White Dade, I have totally agree with you 100%. Everything you said is exactly how I feel. She's phony and she is truly what is wrong with America. Great post.

 
At 2:47 PM, Blogger TJ said...

All the power to her. What do you want her to do...you even said it, milk it all the way. Just think if Pam Anderson ignored it when she was discovered at a Canadian football game? Grow up haters! Wrong with America? Get in line if you don't enjoy looking at beautiful women, you'll be the only one. Sex sells and it always will. Go Noles!

 
At 2:48 PM, Blogger TJ said...

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At 3:06 PM, Blogger TJ said...

One more thing...The only good thing about your blog is the collection of pictures.

 
At 4:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do believe this is the end of times.

 
At 6:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"She didnt walk into this. They found her."

They found her because she wanted to be found. You don't dress like that unless you want to be noticed, and you don't get gargantuan fake boobs if you don't want them to be seen. It's just sad that the men of America are the ones perpetuating this.

 
At 6:32 PM, Blogger FrigginBMF said...

She is a very good lookin girl with a hot bod, guys hate her b/c they can never have her and women hate her b/c they can never be her!

 
At 10:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ur crazy! she is freakin hot as hell! near perfect. and i've partied plenty at fsu and it's a pretty fun and cool place. that is, if u like to party and not sit at ur computer all night. her boob job is pretty damn good too, if u know anything about fake tits. trust me, I've seen my fair share!

 
At 6:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

do you know who i used to be? i used to have a pic or three on an internet message board....i used to be somebody

 
At 8:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not only are Cane's and their fans scUM but they are retarded too. That should be up by the time the Canes win another championship. 2046. Deadspin took this shit down. Even they have standards.

As a Nole I am surprised by the post of our fans, calling Cane fans names when in fact you know Jen's parent's are Canes. Grow up fellow Noles, one other thing they stil own the state in MNC's. Let's pretend to be smart at least.

-Noles-

 
At 6:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing makes a daddy more proud than knowing his sweet little girl has chosen to pose in playboy so that a whole nation of sex offenders can jack off to her.

 
At 8:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice take. This country is infested with people like her and her thousands of 'fans'.

 
At 1:04 PM, Anonymous Tom said...

Good for you, White Dade, in calling out the absurdity here of creating a media sensation over a skank who distracts attention from her very plain face with a couple of fake boobs that she likes to display.

Jenn oozes a nastiness that comes from her plastic phoniness. What is even more pathetic is her father feigning pride over her whorishness. Daddy's little girl, I guess.

I'm sure Jenn will spend her Maxim and Playboy money on liposuction, collagen implants, even bigger fake boobs and a face lift (although a face transplant would be better).

She represents the worst in our superficial society.

 
At 2:24 PM, Blogger BigFatSteve said...

Only in the south could a girl like this be worshipped. Of course we all know that she is extremely attractive, but as soon as a female decides to insert silicone into her body, a display of vapidity circles around her. Whitedade is correct in his blog. Talentless, yet beautiful women do not deserve any adulation what so ever. I will never even come close to scoring with a girl as hot as Jen, but on the bright side, that also means that I will never have to hold a conversation with her. Southern women(especially those that attend the community college of state universities) with fake breasts tend to start every sentence with the word "like".

 
At 2:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly, I go to FSU and know the girl and she is everything you said. Revelling in attention, full of herself, and honestly not worth the credit. And its not an impressive boobjob. Even in an airbrushed Maxim shoot they appear highly misshapen.

 
At 5:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is a complete jackass. I received my degree from FSU and curretly have 3 UM alumni working FOR ME. By the way, they are all Hispanic just like me. White Dade, if you hate Hispanics so much, then what the hell are you doing in South Florida? You sir, are a complete moron with an education from scUM. You need to get laid ASAP.

 
At 9:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

White Dade, your a huge JOKE!!! You obviously have nothing better to do than to talk trash about some girl you don't even know. I AM a Seminole, I grew up in Miami, and until entering FSU, was a huge UM fan. I played football with some of your finest; John Vilma, Frank Gore, Darryl Sharpton, and other Gables High Alumni's, and I still cheer them on. I recently began hating UM because of F#@ks like you. Go drink your problems away. It's funner. And F@#k freedom of speech. I'm Cuban. In my country you'll get shot for talking about Fidel. I hope Jen's dad gives you an ass whoopin' for talking about his daughter. To sum things up, your a JOKE!!!!!! Have fun writing articles in Montana. Nobody reads over there so you won't have a problem keeping your job. Get F#%ked!!!

 
At 10:50 AM, Anonymous UMJD08 said...

lol at the country "grammer" in the above comment.. still amazes me how butt-hurt you guys are over one man's opinion. if you should ever choose to read the first amendment to the US constitution (FYI Noles, you can look it up online) you might find yourself realizing that a man's freedom to say what he wants, including voicing an opinion, is just not worth getting so worked up over. despite this, the unfortunate truth is that no matter how accurate any of the information is, or how angry you are at what he says, nothing you say really will matter. take a deep breath, and walk away.. much love <3 -scott

 
At 12:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what is wrong with America? The "men" of this country who take enough time out of their day to bash on a girl. Leave it alone. She's living her own life, not your's. Therefore, don't be jealous about how hot she is, the money she makes, why she's not with you, how much attention she gets, and just drive on. Maybe you could find more productive ways to spend your time. Live your own life, we'll all be judged at the end.

 
At 8:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to stray from stooping down to the level of many of you cowardly haters, who obviously have nothing better to do with your time than bash this sweet young lady, who doesn't have a mean bone in her body. Over the past four years, I have come to know Jennifer better than almost anyone else in her life. I was close to her before the fame and notoriety, I remain close to her now, and I will be close to her when all of this is said and done. For the record, Jenn is far from being sexually promiscuous(that would be "slut" for all you laymen). To reiterate what many of the people who have posted that actually know her have said, she is an amazing person. Jenn spends much of her free time in Tampa caring for a wonderful child who has learning disabilities, she constantly takes in and cares for stray animals, and she is constantly putting the needs of others in front of her own needs. Why should she be apologetic for finally thinking about herself and her future for once? The only way she has changed from all this is having less time to do the things she wants to do. Jennifer is certainly one of the smartest young ladies I have had the pleasure of knowing and she is on the verge of graduating with a double major in Psychology and Law. I seriously doubt many people in her position could hold multiple jobs, literally manage the jobs and events for the present and future of "jenn the cowgirl" by herself, create new outfits for her friends and self for numerous athletic events, maintain a Dean's List GPA in TWO majors, and still have time for the people important in her life, while remaining sane?....
As for Jenn's columns in SI On Campus, they edit much of the material she submits, just like film directors get their work edited by the companies they work for. SI is marketing to a specific audience. What interests this audience is sex and sports, so that's what you get. It's not rocket science. She remains the same wonderful person she has always been. Why aren't you guys bashing women like Lisa Guerro who has become a prominent sports reporter and has posed in many revealing magazines?...
I do not completely disagree with White Dade's stance on our country's obsession with beauty and fame, but where does he and the rest of you come off personally attacking the integrity and personality of this young lady. You all have the right to display your ignorance and immaturity by continuing to bash Jennifer, but don't comment on something you have no actual knowledge about other than using this opportuniy to lash out against Jenn which all probably comes back to failed attempts of courting a good looking girl. Newsflsh: Spending all your time surfing the internet and playing pocket pool is the very last thing that will land you someone with Jenn's personality, character, intelligence, or beauty. I have spent all my restraint in refraining from responding to the negativity surrounding Jennifer's popularity. But after personally seeing the effect it has on her daily life, I could not call myself her friend without addressing it and hopefully putting some of it to rest. Go ahead and say what you will about me, I could care less what you think of me, but leave Jenn alone and let her live her dream. Fellas, get a life and find something else to hate on, because this is played out like the Jheri curl.

 
At 9:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great read, White Dade, you nailed it (her?). She seems as fake as her chest. Leo seems a little ticked that you didn't fawn over his little slut. Aw, poor baby! I wonder what Howard Stern would say happened to her when she was little to turn her into such an attention whore??? I bet Daddy knows....

 
At 8:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a total fag.

 
At 1:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blah Blah Blah,

The only thing sad and pathetic here is the fact that you took all the time to write this unfunny diatriabe.

Of course she and SI knows this is BS....it's called show buisness....if you were offered fame & riches to pose in playboy or SI you'd do it too.

In regards to her characteristics, how the hell do you know what she's like? If you were famous they'd be all sorts of changes or things hidden about your public image. Judging by public image and and your own personal experience is a horrible way to make a judgement about someone.....

God knows how many popular charity or moral figures do hard drugs, abuse children, beat they're wives, and are general asshats in person....

 
At 10:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Pamela Anderson started out by getting spotted at a football game.

Hmm...

Well, i think that's all I need to say, really.

 
At 4:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cowgirl Jenn made me an FSU fan. BTW those tits are real, you can touch 'em cant you.

 
At 12:33 AM, Anonymous FSU Athlete said...

jenn sterger goes to the football games b/c they are televised...we all know that...but did you know that this "devoted sports fan" only goes to televised baseball games???...also, her face,is not so cute...so take away the fake tits and all shes got is a skinny body with a shit-load of make-up on....

 
At 12:34 PM, Blogger madcowriz said...

I love her. She can be a skinny chick with make a ton of make up. A naked chick with fake boobs. She is everything right with the female form and God bless her for it.

 
At 3:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Reading Mr. Sterger call his daughter a "babe" brings me a creepy Joe/Jessica/Ashlee Simpson vibe. Seriously. I know a father's first impulse is to defend his daughter's honor, but doing it under a post featuring photos of her flaunting her fake tits? He's PROUD of that? Normal fathers wouldn't let their daughters out of the house dressed like that. EEEEW. Sounds like Daddy has an Electra complex, perhaps?

 
At 2:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're just jealous of her. honestly why do u care so much? she's laughing her way to the bank write now and your typing a pathetic blog.

 
At 10:32 PM, Anonymous Sam said...

This whole generation is becoming more and more of a quickly downward spiraling, intellectual dump. It just seems that every other hot girl out there doesn't have any morals or self respect and they also seem to have no problem putting themselves on the internet. The day the internet is free of mindless women with fake tits and hard bodies who are probably too young to even drink, is the day that I will grow wings and fly to the fucking moon. My faith in decent women is wearing thinner all the time.

 
At 1:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow... whether i agree with the Jen thing or not (which i do), i can't believe all of the people who are so immature as to freakout over what a person they have never met, and probably will never meet, has to say. are they going around to every single blog on the internet (i'm sure there are a few- it IS what made her what she is!!)and trashing it? get a life

 
At 1:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well done - LMAO!

I can't believe SI gave her a column. Maybe they'll let the swimsuit models write feature articles next year.

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger malte said...

It can all be true what you say about her, but You should give her more time to present her real personality in the media.
By the way, if you would get a possibility to write a column, I think You would do it, too.She is taking her chances like everybody else.
All this hate-stuff you write is probably based on envy. Why are you able to hate so deeply a person you personally (probably) do not know?
This is far from objectiv criticism.
Until now, I (male) see Jenn Sterger as a really cute girl who gives me the impression of the girl from next door-maybe she will someday ;-)
p.s.: sorry for my bad english (i am german)

 
At 4:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like Jenn / hate Jenn. Canes rule / FSU Rules. All you guys are smoking. You created a mountain out of a mole hill and more ridiculous drama than a day time soap opera. Besides, all of you Floridians are just wasting your time. Jenn is about as plain as day compared to the beautiful women here in Southern California….and oh by the way both your schools suck. Not only is USC better academically, we actually compete for championships not arrest records like those wanna be gangsters you guys call academic athletes at the U and FSU.

Losers! Good luck trying to crack the top 10 again. Maybe next century your football programs wont suck!

 
At 8:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't anyone have better things to do? Go read a book.

 
At 12:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I fucked Sterger and she ain't nothing but a whore...the 15 minutes of fame will be over shortly.

 
At 6:27 PM, Anonymous s2killa said...

FUCKING AWESOME PAGE. Of the best well rounded articles i have read in a while. A+. But who are we all kidding,you know damn well youd drop everything to have one night alone with her and/or paris hilton.

 
At 6:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the F is wrong with Fort Collins Buddy! Are you new to the world. Hot people get a whole bunch of things average people don't.

 
At 3:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As an FSU student, I can assure you guys that there are much better looking women than her at this school. That's what amazes me about this whole phenom: her utter mediocrity. The girl has a face like a rat. Let's be honest, without her fake breasts, nobody would care. I think I was mildly impressed by her looks until I realized her breasts were fake. She's described as a "former band geek"; I guess she was a nerd-turned-hottie, so maybe there is some redemptive good coming out of this story. Probably not, though. God, people still take fake breasts seriously in 2006? Very 80's...

 
At 11:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow....looks like someone was turned down by a hot girl. Seriously dude, you think bitching and moaning about a girl you don't even know is really going to make the world any fairer? damn dude, s*&t happens man, just get over it. Hell, this isn't the first time a hot girl got famous for looking good on camera, and it damn sure won't be the last. If you really think you're the cultured person you claim to be, you wouldn't have wasted 1500 words on a girl who you claim to be the fall of american morals...come on man, get a life

 
At 3:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

On behalf of all Gators, i say: spot on White Dade.

 
At 5:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also as a nole, I have to say I am ashamed of the immaturity of many of you on here. You dont have to bash a guy's penis size, girlfriend, or anything else just because he stated his opinion. you're on HIS blog.

Secondly, it doesnt matter if you know Jenn personally or not. The fact that she may be "sweet" (quesetionable" or "smart" (more quesetionable) has nothing to do with the fact that she has gotten attention only from dressing like a whore and having huge fake boobs. One without the other would never have worked. Not only is she the epitomy of attention whore, she REALLY isnt that hot. Imagine her without the silicone and makeup.

 
At 5:42 PM, Anonymous dyer said...

Sounds like someone is a little jealous of success. Look dude, stop whining and face the facts. Jenn is using the system to make herself successful. It's called capitalism and I fully support her and hope she makes millions just by being a hot girl.

Hey if I had a meal ticket towards stardom, I'd be whoring the shit out of myself too. And don't tell me for one second you wouldn't either. All those dolla-dolla-bills are hard to turn down..

 
At 5:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keeping in line with her whole trying to come across as modest when actually she couldn't be more arrogant, read this from her blog:

"I got a chance to catch up with my buddy...and he offered me some pretty sound advice on some of my own drama. Who would’ve thought I would ever have to ask someone else for advice?? I guess even the wisest of people needs a little help from their friends every once and a while."

I guess she is "the wisest of people." Impressive.

 
At 11:36 AM, Anonymous jbintokyo said...

I smile constantly when I read your posts. You have an excellent prose. Your blog is my new favorite.

- J

 
At 11:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious and so true. While WD can come off as a jerk sometimes, he really nailed this one. The fault lies with the pathetic men who treat these girls like goddesses and the management of Maxim and SI.
www.poeticmotherlover.com

 
At 10:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is probably a woman blogging so don't listen to her, number one. Number 2, just because she MIGHT have fake boobs doesn't mean that she has no feelings and a fake heart / personality. See, I'm a dude. I like to talk about women. I heard a woman talk to me about other women on the beach and stuff. It's just jealousy. You see folks. America is trying to make us think that pretty means = MEAN, FAKE, BOOB JOB, STD. NO it doesn't. How can we just assume that they have fake boobs just cause they're big. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT THAT BLOGGER SAID UNTIL THEY MEET JENN IN PERSON, UNTIL THEN, I'M HITTING JENN STERGER!!!!!!!

 

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