Best. Sex. Ever.
Perhaps I’ve been watching a little too much Skinemax lately, but there is a show on there called “Best Sex Ever,” which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. The premise is a fake radio call-in show where an unapproachably hot and silicone enhanced radio host has people call in and share their best ever sexual experience, which is then dramatized for the next half hour. It then degenerates into your typical Skinemax soft-core festival of breasts, hairless crotches and stomach-fucking.
But it got me to thinking: Everybody has a memory like this. We use it when we are alone and the internet is down. We conjure it up when we can’t climax with a girl who isn’t that good looking or performing. Or we fantasize about it at work when we can’t think of anything else to do to avoid doing our actual jobs.
Someone accused me of trying to be a cheap imitation of Tucker Max last week, which was probably the most offensive of the hundreds of negative comments I got. While Tucker is an outstanding writer, I find telling sex stories to be about as classy as getting a tattoo of a professional sports team on your ass. That is, telling sex stories when nobody asked you about them. So, various commenters and readers, I am officially asking for your “Best Sex Ever” stories. Feel free to leave them anonymously if you like, even if you are a regular reader. Just click the “anonymous" box. Or, if you want to share your identity, fine Be as graphic or non-descript as you like. But please, make sure the story is true. I don’t want a collection of Penthouse letters here. I want true-life experiences.
This should be fun……