Wednesday, April 12, 2006

I AM BEING IMPERSONATED

To anyone who got an immature, explicit comment from the loser in Atlanta posing as me:

Since "dennis" or whatever his name is (I picture Dennis looking a little like Dennis form Head of The Class, actually) decided to spend a lot of time and get his own blogger acocunt with a name almost identical to mine and started commenting on various blogs, some of which I'm not even aware of, I am letting everyone know that the culprit is not me. Those of you who I comment on regularly know the general tone of my comments, and it is nothing like what this irate FSU fan with nothing to do is doing.

Sir, unless your last name is Sterger, you have no reason to have a personal vendetta against me. Leo showed a lot of class in his response, and you should have taken a hint from him. Why you are spending so much time trying to defame me is beyhond comprehension. If you really hate me so much, and have this much time on your hands, start your own f-ing blog and write about what a racist/sexist/loser/faggot I am. Or, better still, email me directly, let me know your beef, and we can hash it out man to man. That would seem to be the honorable way to do it.

Anyway, since this douche is not going to apologize to any of you, I will for him. I apologize for any undue stress this bastion of courage may have caused you. Usually getting put on someone's blogroll is a good thing, but I guess not in this case. If you got any of these offending comments, please delete them immediately. I have emailed everyone on my blogroll, but some of you not on my blogroll may have gotten comments anyway.

As a result, I am going to take a hiatus from commenting on other blogs for a while. I am still reading them, trust me, I have little to do at work STILL. And I hope many of you continue to comment here. I know it really is a recipirocal thing, but I just want everyone to know that if you get a comment form "White Dade" for the next little while, it's not me. To avoid confusion. When I'm back, you'll know. Won't be long, and I don't know that all of you will miss me.

I regret that I have to devote an entire post to this, but whatever. I'll live. Dennis, you are taking this Miami-FSU thing way too far and you are an embarassment to all the FSU alumni I know who have class. Which, bleieve it or not, is most of them. Get a life, and if you have a problem with me, take it up with me. Perosnally. Otherwise shut the hell up and have a nice summer.

Later
Dade

27 Comments:

At 1:31 PM, Anonymous angelina said...

ew..that's not cool. sorry to hear it.

 
At 1:59 PM, Anonymous White Dade said...

have cliff or shife wipe your tears. i'm sure ash will be there to hold your head and say it will be okay. this proves what pussies UM people are. man to man? through e-mail? don't think so. you can throw out the hate but can't get hated on. too fucking bad. it's a free country. get a new blog name or shut up. this is what happens when you fuck with Seminole Nation. we win and you cry like a little baby.

DENNIS

 
At 2:01 PM, Anonymous kkk white dade kkk said...

look on the bright side. this will free up your time to be more a racist and rapist.

 
At 2:17 PM, Anonymous brewer patriot said...

sorry dude, that sucks. what a tool. i am not overly shocked that someone from FSU would behave in this manner. although, as much as i hate the Criminole$, i know a couple really great people from there. Also, i did really like Charlie Ward, but only when he was playing for the knicks. but still..."we win"? I don't even know what that means, what did he win? he annoyed you enough so that you couldn't comment on other people's sites? awesome? now he can have another B.S. reason to do his pathetic war chant?

 
At 2:19 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

I don't mind getting hated on. Negative comments are fine. Ripping me is fine. I leave all your nonsense up on my blog, because I really don't care. Posing as me and going on other people's blogs who write relatively harmless content and have nothing to do with you is not fine.

You are not impressing anybody. If I went to FSU, I would be embarassed by your antics. I sincerely hope you are under 25, because if you are older you obviously did not receive much of a social educaiton in Tally. My point? Leave all your nonsense here. Involving other people is childish and stupid. I think most people I know who went to FSU would agree.

I'm done dealing with you. You wanna fuck with me, fine. Continue stalking me and come down here and you can try and kick my ass and fail miserably, like you have at life. Mock my profession, but I am about 6'2" 220 and in better shape than about 95% of the population. Anyone who knows me knows this is not an exaggeraiton at all. I spent over 6 years in the Marines. If you think you can handle me, fine. Get you ass down here and try. If not, shut your yapping little mouth and go away. I really don't have time for punks like you who find it entertianing to harass me and my friends. You do realize how pathetic you look going to this much effort to mess with someone you've never met who never did anything to you, right? You do realize that it is you who comes out looking like the loser here?

Whatever. I'm not going to launch any kind of complaint against you, but your ISP is easy to find and someone with slightly less to do than me may take the time to do so.

Have a Great Hump Day!
Dade

 
At 2:28 PM, Anonymous the real white dade said...

what exactly are you going to complain about? the poor racist rapist baby is being impersonated on other people's blog. until you get a trademark i'm legally able to do whatever i want. i love that you hold my school in such high regard. i think your school is trash. should we compare body fat now? you show your gayness in everything you say. i don't give a fuck if you don't want me posting on other people's blogs. change your name if you don't like it. should the atl be on alert for a fag that got kicked out of the marines for being too gay? shut the hell up and get to your kkk meeting.

 
At 2:29 PM, Blogger MonkeyPants said...

What an asshole.

 
At 2:32 PM, Blogger Andy said...

I think this could all be solved with a good old fashioned round of "yo mamma" jokes to see who can get the most people to say "oooooooooooooooooooooooh!" after a verbal assualt.

 
At 2:37 PM, Anonymous angelina said...

seminole nation?


that's a fucking laugh.

 
At 2:41 PM, Blogger Ale8one said...

what does IMPEROSNATED mean?

 
At 2:48 PM, Blogger Dennis: Suck My Ass said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

 
At 2:59 PM, Anonymous Johnson said...

Let's play my school is better than your school...

National rankings
UM--55
FSU--109

Football titles
UM-5
FSU-2

All-time Football series
UM--26
FSU--2

Go back to your hole in Trailerhassee.

 
At 3:00 PM, Anonymous Johnson said...

Sorry, that should say

UM--26
FSU--21

Not that it matters, their win total is still less.

 
At 3:01 PM, Anonymous white dade said...

thanks for the threat of a beatdown. anybody else want reported?

 
At 3:21 PM, Blogger Ashburnite said...

I don't think anyone actually threatened any kind of beat-down.

Here's an idea: get a life. Or get laid- if you can.

And reported to who exactly??

 
At 3:21 PM, Anonymous white dade or white power? said...

anybody find me yet? should i move before the brigade of fat women converges upon atlanta? gay UM fans ready to cross the border? did stat counter give you my social security number and home address? good luck. this is what happens when you spout racism and brag about rape and hate on jen sterger.

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At 3:23 PM, Anonymous Mike said...

YAY! You're anonymous! Woohoo! That's awesome!

 
At 3:24 PM, Anonymous annoyed at this asshole said...

yea, but statcounter gives you their IP address- which you can use to find out other information- especially if you work in the intelligence field. There are plenty of tools out there to help you find out who someone is.

 
At 3:29 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

Ale8One - Thank you for pointing that out.

 
At 3:57 PM, Anonymous white dade said...

Maybe the CIA can help me spell

~beyhond
~recipirocal
~bleieve

It is okay. I was upset. I was thinking about johnson and monkeypants. can you blame me?

 
At 4:02 PM, Anonymous cliff said...

screw you all! my girlfriend still won't fuck me!

 
At 4:25 PM, Anonymous graig said...

HAHAHA you managed to find the biggest loser of all the commenters! i cant believe some guy is actually doing this, what a loser. he really seems to hate you. i might also add that he is a very poor representation of FSU. as you know i am also FSU alum and i think this guy is garbage.

who knows, maybe he is now trying to get his 10 seconds of fame for hating more than anyone on you - who got your 10 seconds of fame for hating on jen sterger - who got her 10 seconds of fame for having huge fake tits. the lesson here? i'm not totally sure - but i love titties.

 
At 4:46 PM, Anonymous Graig said...

I'm sorry. I forget to mention that I got kicked out of FSU for being a little bitch. White Dade, are we still on for tonight? Be gentle.

 
At 4:48 PM, Anonymous Graig said...

I like titties but I love dick! Go Canes! Brewer Patriot is my backup if Dade is busy with Cliff.

 
At 6:32 PM, Blogger Bad at Life said...

I'm not sure I've ever even heard of something like this before. Somebody who hates you, assumes your identity, then spends an obscene amount of time trying to ruin your name. There's something delightfully post-modern about the whole thing.

Dade, as you've proven over the last couple of weeks there's no such thing as bad publicity. A nasty stalker just means you've arrived.

 
At 11:47 AM, Anonymous J said...

i for one would never fuck with the seminoles. my buddy did once on a roadtrip--he got the clap and $40 stolen out of his wallet.

 
At 3:56 PM, Anonymous Dennis Blunden said...

I would have never attended a shithole school like FSU. Hell, I was in "Head of the Class", not "Bottom of the Class". Anyone who really knows me, knows I went to MIT and now work for Microsoft. Not to some shitty 3rd tier school like FSU and now cleaning Ludacris' house for a living. To this other Dennis, how does my friend White "Alf" Dade say it, oh yes, eat a dick con huevos.

Dennis Blunden, Filmore High School Class of '91

 

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