I AM BEING IMPERSONATED
To anyone who got an immature, explicit comment from the loser in Atlanta posing as me:
Since "dennis" or whatever his name is (I picture Dennis looking a little like Dennis form Head of The Class, actually) decided to spend a lot of time and get his own blogger acocunt with a name almost identical to mine and started commenting on various blogs, some of which I'm not even aware of, I am letting everyone know that the culprit is not me. Those of you who I comment on regularly know the general tone of my comments, and it is nothing like what this irate FSU fan with nothing to do is doing.
Sir, unless your last name is Sterger, you have no reason to have a personal vendetta against me. Leo showed a lot of class in his response, and you should have taken a hint from him. Why you are spending so much time trying to defame me is beyhond comprehension. If you really hate me so much, and have this much time on your hands, start your own f-ing blog and write about what a racist/sexist/loser/faggot I am. Or, better still, email me directly, let me know your beef, and we can hash it out man to man. That would seem to be the honorable way to do it.
Anyway, since this douche is not going to apologize to any of you, I will for him. I apologize for any undue stress this bastion of courage may have caused you. Usually getting put on someone's blogroll is a good thing, but I guess not in this case. If you got any of these offending comments, please delete them immediately. I have emailed everyone on my blogroll, but some of you not on my blogroll may have gotten comments anyway.
As a result, I am going to take a hiatus from commenting on other blogs for a while. I am still reading them, trust me, I have little to do at work STILL. And I hope many of you continue to comment here. I know it really is a recipirocal thing, but I just want everyone to know that if you get a comment form "White Dade" for the next little while, it's not me. To avoid confusion. When I'm back, you'll know. Won't be long, and I don't know that all of you will miss me.
I regret that I have to devote an entire post to this, but whatever. I'll live. Dennis, you are taking this Miami-FSU thing way too far and you are an embarassment to all the FSU alumni I know who have class. Which, bleieve it or not, is most of them. Get a life, and if you have a problem with me, take it up with me. Perosnally. Otherwise shut the hell up and have a nice summer.