Saturday, April 08, 2006

My Best. Sex. Ever.

Since my post asking you all for your best sex stories was perhaps the most horrific flop in the history of this blog, and the only comments it drew were ones asking me for my own story (so you won’t feel cheated Nicole, Ash, J) what follows is an account of the single best night of sex I ever had. Maybe not the best sex ever, but certainly the best single night. If you know me, and don’t want to picture anything you don’t want to be picturing, stop reading now, click your Back button, and check back Monday afternoon. Now, I am not a sex writer (so, again, why anyone was calling me a cheap Tucker Maxx is beyond me) but sometimes, you know, it’s good to take a break from vitriolic rants and write something a little different. Regardless, I’m making this post extremely long and burying it on a Saturday in the hopes that it is lightly read…..

I met Susan on a ski trip during Christmas break my senior year at UM. She was a friend of my sister’s, and since her boyfriend was a snowboarder, we ended up skiing together all day. It only took one chairlift ride for the subject of sex to come up, and for the rest of the day we discussed various acts in which we had participated, and had a lot of conversations that went like this:
Susan: I want sex like four times a day, but my lame-ass boyfriend can’t keep up with me
Me: I’m the same way. My girlfriend can’t keep up with me either.
Susan: Sucks, doesn’t it?
Me: Yeah (long pause, simultaneous exact same thoughts running through our heads)

Flash forward to June. I was at my sister’s High School graduation, and, of course, Susan was there. She was a year behind my sister in school, so she was not actually graduating, but was there to suppoer her friends that were Seniors. I asked her how things were with her boyfriend, and she replied that they had broken up. I, too, had split with my girlfriend. I informed her that my friend Biff was coming to town to visit and we would be going to a local adult entertainment establishment and invited her along. Of course, Susan accepted.

At the strip club, Susan sat between the two of us and immediately began stroking my thigh as soon as the first dancer came on. A few strippers into the night, one of them made Susan stand up, took off her shirt, and threw it across the room. So Susan, and her D-cup breasts clothed only in a black, lacy, see-through bra were sitting in front of me for the rest of the night. And for the record, she was not even close to overweight, just blessed in the right areas. She continued to stroke my thigh, and then more than my thigh. As we left Biff suggested we go to a bar, but Susan and I had other ideas. She used the excuse of not having an ID (since her fake was for 18) and we took her back to her parents’ house. I walked her to the door, kissed her, and said “Do you really want to go home?” To which she replied, “No.” So we got back into the car, and Biff took us to the Motel 6 off highway 50, about a mile from my parents’ house. What followed is material I use for masturbation at least once a week.

The first thing she did when we walked in was call her mom and say, “Hi, mom. Yeah, I’m staying over at (WD’s sister’s) tonight. Yeah. No, I’ll be back tomorrow morning.” I found this amusing as, at 23, you usually don't have a girl call her mom with an alibi. Boyfriend, yes, but never a mother.

The sexual tension had been so high between us for so long, that we immediately dove onto the bed. Clothes were removed within minutes and as I began kissing her chest, stomach, and making my way down to her waist and below, she pulled my head up and said, “Foreplay is a fucking waste of time. Do you have a condom?” A condom? Of course I didn’t have a condom. Who brings a condom on a date to a strip club with a 16-year-old girl? Not me. So I answered in the negative and rolled off of her. Apparently, though, this did not deter Miss Susan as she pulled me back on top of and inside her. We proceeded to have rough, hard, fuck-the-sheets-off-the-bed (not a tough feat at a Motel 6, but you get the point) sex until we were both completely covered in sweat. I put her in positions she had never been in before, and she took to each one like a natural. She came several times, or at least pretended to, and when she finally asked me to finish, she added, “I have an IUD and I’m on the pill, so I want you to come inside me. With me.” And so led to the first of a series of simultaneous orgasms that night. We proceeded to repeat this four or five times, going through every position both of us knew and climaxing together each time.

After several romps and internal ejaculations, her vagina was literally dripping with various bodily fluids. I found this as I attempted to get her excited manually after about our fourth round, going for round five. As I reached down, she got up, got on all fours, and put me inside her. “Go slow,” is all I remember her saying. Fair enough. Since we had been going at it like wild animals for several hours, I figured maybe she wanted to change it up. So I started slow, and picked up speed and intensity a little, and she immediately responded with "Ow, no, slow down.” I found this odd, since she had taken it like a champ form behind several times already. But I kept going at a slow pace, since, you know, I’m a considerate guy. After about ten minutes of this she whisepered, “Can you come? I’m sorry but I’ve never done this before.” I pulled out, stopped, and said, “Never done what?” You see, during our ski trip she had divulged that she was disgusted by the prospect of anal sex and said she would never do it. Not the first girl to make this assertion, so naturally I had figured that she would not have partaken in it with me. (and please, save your small penis comments for another time. I had had anal sex many times before, and each time, I knew it) But since her ass had been so wet, and at sixteen her vagina was extremely tight, I really had no idea that I was sodomizing an underage girl until after I had done it. I’m sure the judge would have believed that too. We both just sat back, laughed for a minute, and then she finished me off orally. That’s right, I said orally. Disgusting? Not at the time.

We had sex twice more, the last time being in the shower at about 7:30 AM, when I was barely able to finish. And when I did, I shot dust. I have only been fucked dry twice since then, and never win a period of about 7 hours. At 8, she called one of her friends to come pick her up (and can you imagine being a Junior in High School and having a friend call you form the Motel 6 off highway 50 to pick them up at 8AM on a Tuesday? Ahh, summer vacation) and I was dropped off at my parents’ house in a brand new BMW convertible with two High School juniors in the front. I’m sure the neighbors were highly entertained. I told my sister I had met a girl out that night and went home with her, but did not disclose who it was. But since High School girls keep secrets about as well as a front-page headline in the New York Times, I got a call exactly a week later form my sister. She was not happy.

But you know what? Even knowing that my sister would find out and not speak to me for several months, I would not take back a single thing I did with Susan that night. Unfortunately, we tried to repeat the experience several times and the sex just degenerated into nothing. So I have blocked our four or five encounters after that out of my mind. To this day, she is the only girl I have been with who rates in the top 5 in appearance and sexual skill. And even though she is crazy and a compulsive liar and cheats on her boyfriends with little if any conscience, whoever her boyfriend is today is a lucky, lucky man.


At 2:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As I hope I have to drop you off at a motel 6 sometime tonight, I have to ask...Did you really write this blog to discuss your best sex story, or because this was just another angle YOU KNOW your haters can call you out on?...starting from post 2 on I expect about 60% of these replies to be about you being a pedophile, child molester, statutory rapist, loser who has to resort to underage girls for sex,etc, etc....While I could give a shit, i sense them drooling...

At 5:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT IS THIS?! I thought you were at Pier 1 that weekend buying napkin holders for our life partner ceremony. I hope this is made up since all of us know that you only have sex with men and extremely fat girls. Even somebody as flaming and tolerant as myself wouldn't condone sex with a teenage girl 6 years younger than you. Good story! Are we still on for Cats tonight and Cosmos to follow?

At 5:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read it.
The whole thing.

(Burying your posts on Saturday doesn't work on me, buddy!)

I gotta say, that was pretty tawdry, Dade. "Sex With 16-year old at Motel 6" could sell several thousand copies if the story ever made it to print. Of course, you might be accepting your royalty checks from within the confines of a prison cell but that's neither here nor there... ;)

At 6:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you ever look at yourself and realize what a worthless loser you are? The highlight of your life is having illegal sex with a minor in between screwing fat women. You are really disgusting. Can't you get somebody your own age that is normal? Dating a stripper isn't normal or anything to be proud of. Guys don't envy you since most would never want their girlfriends to have to do that. Maybe some guys want to have sex with a stripper but nobody normal would want to have one as a girlfriend. That is embarassing for you and for her. Go get some help and try to have a normal relationship, or at least sex, before you get AIDS or go to jail.

At 6:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Before all of your simpleton friends dismiss me as a hater, I want to know where it is okay for a 22 or 23 year old man to have sex with a 16 year old girl. Give me an answer before you start applauding this scumbag. Are you proud that as college senior you could score with a high school junior? Is that an achievement? Do you hang out at malls or outside high schools looking for teenagers? You may not be a disappointment to your family as a result of your chosen profession, I personally don't give a shit about what a person does for a career, but I'm sure you're disappointing as a person. You are a piggybacking leech. You piggybacked on that girl from Florida State for some attention and you piggyback on your sister to get some sex. If I were your friend I would be careful because you are obviously a sychophant. I'll check back to see if anybody answers my question or if they take the 6th grade route and say I'm hating on you.

P.S.--I was never raped as a teenager by an older man so don't use that to dismiss my comments. I have 3 younger brothers and have warned them all about the dangers of girls claiming unjust rape. Thankfully I never had to warn them about having sex with little kids.

At 7:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i believe getting a comment copier is the highest form of flattery...nice.

WD- gotta wonder what you were thinking here--"its a beautiful day today, i feel like hate mail!" And I didn't really mean to ask for this blog, just thought you should write your own stuff. Waaaay too much detail here, gross.

astoria girl-
Personally, I won't dismiss you as a hater and can certainly understand your pt of view. High school girls are generally considered off-limits to anyone older than 20 by most of society. But...I do think that only a simpleton would assume to know the intelligence levels of anonymous individuals. But what do I know? I have a friend with a blog, I must be an idiot.

The real J

At 10:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't you remember placing an ad for part time trainers to a palmetto bay gym. matt. palmetto bay gym. your boss has some info on the way. maybe you will think next time before spoutin off.

At 1:41 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

Cliff - Yeah, I'm sure this gives plenty of fuel to the haters, but whatever. If I wrote about cupcakes and sunshine all day, nobody would care.

J - Stop stealing people's identity.

Nicole - Damn. Thought I could sneak one by you what with that migraine you had You're just a little too quick for me

Astoria girl - Not the highlight of my life. Getting a full story on Deadspin was the highlight of my life. And why do you dislike me so much? So I had sex with a girl 6 years younger than me. I don't know too many guys that would have passed up this opportunity. And I piggybacked on my sister for free rent too. Until she threw me out for sleeping with her friends. Excellent use of "sycophant," by the way.

ID Theft - Without hate mail, my days are dull. I warned you about the graphic content, so after that any detials you didn't want are on you.

Anon - May I ask why you have devoted so much time and effort to this? I'm guessing your life is completely unaffected by anything I write, so what is your motivation in trying to find out where I work?

At 2:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw the picture of the Motel 6 and I thought it was going to be one of your other "adventures".

At 5:32 PM, Blogger Dabbler said...

WD: I love cupcakes and sunshine! Seriously, kudos to you for posting on a sensitive subject that I wouldn't have the nerve to tackle (at least, not yet).

To address Astoria Girl's concerns, I think the age taboo thing with dating is a little more complicated than our current social climate would have everyone think. I remember, in high school, several of my female friends had boyfriends who were 5-10 years older than they were. Knowing these girls pretty well, I am pretty confident in saying that they were not being taken advantage of... they knew what they were doing, and in some cases they were even the aggressors in the relationship. This is not to say that older men victimizing little girls is an acceptable custom; however, if both parties are relatively close in age (and 22 is young), and both want the same thing, then where exactly is the harm?

That being said, I have a younger sister in her late teens, and if I ever found out some older guy was putting the moves on her I would take an aluminum bat to his kneecaps.

To sum up... I think making it your life goal to sleep with many women under 20 is creepy; but if an encounter occurs, and no one is hurt, then I can't say there is much to be outraged over. Oh, and stay away from my sister.

At 7:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A 23 year old doing anything with a 16 year old is gross and highly illegal. You should be more ashmamed than proud. Saying that she is 6 years younger without stating the ages of the participants doesn't make it acceptable. The way you phrased your response would allow a 20 year old to screw a 14 year old. I guess that would be okay with you. There is a huge difference between a 28 year old having sex with a 22 year old and you having sex with a 16 year old teenager. Anybody giving you kudos for speaking on such a sensitive subject is a moron. If you had raped somebody (forcefully not statutory like you've already done) I'm sure that would be sensitive too but not deserving of praise for talking about it. You're sick and I hope you never have a daughter or any kids for that matter. I would pray that your sister doesn't inherit some bad karma and ever have to encounter somebody like you. I would shut up before you get fired or go to jail.

At 2:45 AM, Blogger Dabbler said...

Steph, I feel that you are taking a somewhat obtuse view of my response. If you think speaking about sensitive subjects is moronic, I pity you, because you really must not have much to talk about at all, then. I simply meant that it is important for people to be able to discuss controversial areas, in order to promote an atmosphere of understanding. I agree with you, that an older person taking advantage of a 14-year-old is wrong. However, please do not put words in my mouth: I am not condoning rape, in any sense of the word. I also made a point of saying that it was my female friends, when we were teenagers, who made the CHOICE to date older men. No one forced them, they thought it was "cool" to have an older boyfriend. Whether this was right or "sick" (as you seem to think it is) is not for me to say, as they seemed happy with the choices they made at the time.

If you want to talk about this more, I would relish the opportunity. But please, think before you insult me.

And finally, you can't get arrested for talking about something. At least, not in America. At least, not yet.

At 3:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Steph, eat a dick!

- David Wooderson, Robert E. Lee High School Class of '74

At 7:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

it isn't controversial or sensitive. it is wrong and illegal. there is a reason we have rape laws in this country. even if it seems consensual and it isn't physically forced the law is set up because most 16 year olds aren't mature enough to be making those type of decisions. the response of she was having sex with guys her own age isn't valid either. if you accept that then you must accept it is okay for any non-virgin teenager to have sex with a man of any age. we'd have 50 year old men screwing 9th graders in that type of world. whitedade did something wrong and it should be applauded and there doesn't need to be an open dialogue on the subject.asking for an atmosphere of understanding when it comes to somebody that just got their drivers license having sex with somebody that was a high school senior when she was in 6th grade it insane. i would ask anybody that defends this where they draw the line between right and wrong. i'm thinking it would probably be when it involves their sister or daughter. i wouldn't leave this guy unattended around anybody in my family. the graphic details in this post were really disgusting as well. white pedophile? can't wait to hear that she was the agressor or that she knew what she was doing. save the meathead responses. this is black and white. right and wrong.

At 7:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 8:25 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I pray to God (and I do mean Allah) she was even the slightest bit mentally handicapped. Then this comments section will finally take off with people expressing their true opinions.

Wooderson in 2008.

At 8:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't see what the problem here is. I've had sex with an entire troop of boy scouts. Everybody seemed to have a good time. When we were finished we sat around a campfire making smores telling stories about how great WhiteDade is. I'm thinking of running for president of NAMBLA.

At 8:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If there is grass on the field--play ball!!! I'm with Dade on this one. We follow the laws of biology and not a hypocritical society. If a girl is physically able to have sex then why not? Stop hating on this guy because he got some young young pohntang. More power to you brohter. Next time go for a 15 year old. That will show these uptight losers.

At 9:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I prefer cub scouts. White Dade rules! I wish I could have sex with pubescent girls! Too bad I'm gay. Stop hating on White Dade!

At 9:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see nothing wrong with any of this. I teach 5th grade and have sex with my students on a regular basis.

At 9:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

did i stumble upon a child sex site? fucking sickos!

At 9:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice work of fiction.

At 10:09 AM, Blogger Dabbler said...

Yeesh. I seemed to have stepped on a hornet's nest. I meant that any subject should be open to CONVERSATION, not ACTION. I guess it doesn't matter to a lot of people reading this, because you are going to equate my willingness to talk about it with willingness to commit.

I apologize to anyone I have offended. "Steph is Right," thank you for at least going into the reasons why you think I am wrong. I agree, lines must be drawn when it comes to age and sex. My intent was to start a dicussion about where those lines should be drawn. By the way, if you're interested, you all got me curious about what the actual "age of consent" is, and I found this: Did you know that in many states it is legal for a 16-year-old to have sex with whomever they please? If you truly believe that what White Dade was wrong, take it up with your state legislature to change the law.

At 10:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry dabbler. white dade could, not necessarily would, be prosecuted for statutory rape in all 50 states. there are 18 year old high school seniors that have sex with girls in the same school that are 16 and go to jail. there is a famous case in georgia about a guy that had a football scholarship and refused to plead guilty and is still in jail a couple of years later. white dade being 22 or 23 and this girl being 16 would be an open and shut case if prosecuted. even so, it is wrong and kinda sick. stick to girls that can vote and you'll be okay.

At 10:42 AM, Blogger Dabbler said...

Funny, Jess. I'll take your advice. :) However, I am afraid that the age of consent is not federally mandated, and in some states a 16-year-old is considered of the legal consenting age, regardless of the age of their partner. I believe, in some places, it is actually still legal for 13-year-olds to get married. Kinda sick? Yes. But still legal.

At 10:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dabbler- nobody wants this to turn into a legal debate or a law school class and move the focus from white dade being disgusting and wrong but you are extracting tidbits of law while disregarding the entirity of the statutes. age of consent only determines what he would be charged with. whether it be stat rape or sexual assualt. ask any lawyer if he could be prosecuted in every state and the answer would be yes. different severity of penalties and different likelihoods that he actually would be prosecuted but the possiblility would still exist no matter where the crime took place. as far as the 13 year olds, that is only with parental consent and varies by whom they are allowed to marry, another minor or an adult. no matter what legal spin is attempted he shouldn't be having sex with teenagers and he definitely shouldnt be proud of it. it is both repulsive and pathetic.

At 11:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

it looks like the cliff's first post was right on, aside from the % of negative replies being much higher than 60. i wouldn't call it hating as so much as telling somebody they are wrong and disgusting. sometimes people deserve that. i feel sorry for the girl as it seems like she had some major issues and this guy was there to prey upon somebody that wasn't right in the head. any 16 year old that is so forward sexually and also a compulsive liar has something else going on and needs help not a college senior bedding her at a motel 6. call me a hater but i don't think this was right and i definitely don't think he should be boasting about it. i'm not saying that he should be sent to jail for rape but he shouldn't be praised either. i'm sure some of you will debate the legality of it, although you'd be wrong, but i think everyone should accept that it is morally wrong. i wouldn't throw this guy in jail and call him a rapist but i also wouldn't let him anywhere near my local high school or even junior high. i've said my peace. feel free to attack me in a 6th grade fashion. be careful as you may turn white dade on.

At 11:32 AM, Blogger Dabbler said...

Jess, you may indeed have a greater understanding of the law than I. I'll shut my mouth in that respect until I find out otherwise.

As far as morality goes, I would admit to being personally uncomfortable about sex with teens. However, I would again bring up the question of girls who actively seek boyfriends who are several years older than them -- how would you address this issue? If my 16- or 17-year-old classmate wanted to date a guy who is 22 or 23, should I have done something to prevent them?

At 11:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dabbler- not to be rude but i don't want to turn the comment section into our personal IM session. to answer your question, i think you should ask yourself what kind of 22 or 23 year old would want to date a high school junior. teenage girls often see themselves as more mature than their male counterparts and older guys may seem more attractive. the only problem is that any guy that would pursue a girl 6 years younger and still in high school is obviously a scumbag. many teenagers want to do drugs too. would you let the drug dealer off the hook because the teenager voluntarily bought the drugs? it is a bit of a stretch but serves to illustrate that until you are 18 you are still considered a minor and shouldn't be left alone ot make all of your life decisions. any girl that is promiscous at 16 with some other issues shouldn't be taken advantage of by a guy old enough to know better. i think this guy is a jerk and a loser for taking a teenager, a friend of his sister to boot, to a cheap motel and then bragging about it. i don't know how people dismiss that as okay and even often him praise. to answer your question directly, i guess you couldn't do anything about it except tell them how the guy is a weirdo for not being able to get a girl his own age. i doubt this would work since most high school girls have no idea how the real world works. it really is a job for the parents to know what their kids are up to.

At 11:49 AM, Blogger White Dade said...

Jennifer - Was that her name? I had forgotten that part. And she does not teach school. that girl is still locked up.

Dabbler - Iti s not my life goal to sleep with teenagers. But, yes, I too remember a LOT of girls in HS hooking up with college-senior age guys. I am definitely not alone in this story.

Steph - There are not a whole lot of guys who would have said no in that situation. And this girl was VERY mature for her age and got a 1450 on her SAT's.

Anon - I tihnk you win comment of the post.

Friend o' Steph - You can leave me unattended around HS girsl all you want. I don't prey on them. This girl initiated pretty much everytrhing. When a hot girl is blatantly asking you for sex a lot of other consideraitons go out the window. But I am not a leering pedophile.

Ace - Menatally handicapped, no, but seirous issues? Oh, absolutely.

Real J - You are getting out of hand, sir.

Mr. Awesome - Again, totally inappropriate. There is a big difference between a highly experienced and agressive and eveloped 16 year old and somone with "grass on the field."

Cliff - You're gay? No wonder your girlfriend never wants to have sex. Everything is coming together now.

Norm - I am starting to fear what my now "top keyword results" are oging to be now. Thanks.

Anon - I don't lie about sex stories which is why I don't tell them very often.

Jess- Nobody's even thought about prosecuting me. If you asked my sister, perhaps the most offended party in all of this, she would tell you that this girl was equaly if not more agrssive in pursuing a sexual encounter than I was. NOt that I was an innocent bystander, but I hardly preyed on her. =Her dad was a judge, did I mention that part too? At any rate, peoepl asked for my story of best sex, and it happened to be with a 16 year-old. And oyu know what? She is the only girl under 18 I've ever been with. Ever. So this is not habitiual.

At 11:51 AM, Blogger White Dade said...

Oh, and as for MY sister? Would I be ofended were the tables turned? Absolutely fucking not. I wrote her a 7 page guide to sex and dating, and, at age 21, fully condoned her trip to Maui with her 32-year-ld dentist. And if she had f-d a 22 year-old when she was 16, as long as it was consentual, I honestly would not have cared.

At 11:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

it doesn't have to be habitual to be wrong and disgusting. it is obvious that you would say she was the agressor. you also said that she had issues. she was 16 and you were way too old to be accepting of any advances from her. do you ever draw the line or is everything okay since the teenager made the first move with you? does anybody think it is okay that you took advantage of this situation? i don't care if you weren't prosecuted. it doesn't make it okay or something you should be proud of.

At 11:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the comment about your sister says all that anybody needs to know about you. is this guy normal?! this is useless. can somebody help me out here?

At 12:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you buy her beer and cigarettes before or after you went to motel 6? sick freak!

At 12:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

there is a word for guys like you. SKEEZY.

At 12:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Dade- my 13 year old niece's friend said I'm cute. Doesn't mean I took her to Motel 6 and sodomized her. Get a clue!

At 12:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you all hatin because this guy got some young pussy. who cares how old she was. he didn't rape her . she was a ho that got it in the ass at motel 6. what? she didn't deserve no better.

At 12:40 PM, Blogger Betty said...

Rape is nonconsensual sex- and you make judgements about someone else's consensual sex life? When you have been raped, you can tell the difference. Yeah, he probably shouldn't do it again, but she was a willing participant (and sounds like my sister when she was 16). Don't you guys have actual work to do then send hate mail to people? I was 23 when I lost my virginity to a 34 year old, talk about your fucked up. I would probably make the same mistake even if I had it to do all over again. I think the victimization issues need to stay out of the discussion, they are irrelevant. I am all for discussing the victimization of women, but pick a time when the format is more justified. And really, women, do you want to spend your whole lives known as "victims" or as "potential victims".

At 12:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

who called him a rapist? technically it may be called statutory rape, in which consent is irrelavent but nobody out and out called him a rapist. there is a big difference between you at 23 and this girl at 16. everybody was saying that it was wrong and disgusting and NOT JUSTIFIABLE. why do you think those laws exist? why can't you people admit that this was disgusting?????????? stop defending this!!! if you like this loser then that your deal. can't you at least admit that this is repulsive?!

At 12:58 PM, Blogger Betty said...

I am not defending his actions, I was merely pointing out that I had a huge age gap.

I was however calling you out and telling you to get a life and stop caring about White Dade's sex life. Don't worry about it, if
you really hate him, you don't have to read his blog.

Florida's Age of Consent laws:

A person 24 years of age or older who engages in sexual activity with a person 16 or 17 years of age commits a felony of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084. As used in this section, "sexual activity" means oral, anal, or vaginal penetration by, or union with, the sexual organ of another; however, sexual activity does not include an act done for a bona fide medical purpose.

For the sake of argument and clarification, if a person is less than 24 years old, they may enter into sexual contact with a person who is at least 16 years old.

Google it. White Dade, you missed prison by a year.

At 1:07 PM, Blogger Jay said...


At 1:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

are you a lawyer? can you ski in florida? i'm guessing this was california and here is the law---

(c) Any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual
intercourse with a minor who is more than three years younger than
the perpetrator is guilty of either a misdemeanor or a felony, and
shall be punished by imprisonment in a county jail not exceeding one
year, or by imprisonment in the state prison.

you are wrong about florida law too but I didn't want to turn this into a legal debate anyway. it is a moral situation and shouldn't be defended.

At 1:15 PM, Blogger slobber said...

glad i came back here!

don't hate on white dade, i doubt there's few halfway attractive men or women who would turn it down either way.

but, this stuff gets dumber and dumberer! what the hell do you expect, dude's a former marine (thought i read it somewhere). now he's waiting on a paycheck from desperate, flabby housewives.

At 1:15 PM, Blogger Betty said...

No asshole, I just never get into a debate without having some knowledge of what I am talking about. I thought we were discussing Florida, whatever. I think that this whole debate is absolutely ridiculous.

A moral issue, that's absolutely laughable. I find it extremely hilarious that anyone on the internet (anonymous indeed) would use morals as an acceptable reason to judge someone else who is on the internet. Why don't you give us your email and we can discuss your moral code on a public forum.

I am afraid my lack of christian upbringing, astute common sense, and sense of humor thinks that anyone who tries to argue morals is an idiot. Who are you, fucking President Bush or Jerry Falwell? Seriously, bad fucking form.

At 1:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

if he is from sacramento i don't blame him. the women there are horrendous! the cows on the way to arco look better than some of them. everybody in the sac should get one stat rape freeby. that comment about your sister was a little strange but my guess is you went loony from sitting in the worst city in cali for too long.

At 1:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why are you attacking me betty? i'm definitely not one to throw my morals down anybody's throat but there is definitely a reason for these laws. if there isn't a universal sense of right and wrong the country would fall into anarchy. is it okay for a 23 year old to have sex with a 16 year old. anyone with any sense or decency would say absolutely not. i would give you my personal e-mail but i don't think you are mature enogh to not post it here after calling me an asshole and cursing like a little girl. i'm offended that people defend this. if we can't even make the most basic moral judgements then our prisons would be empty. let me know when you decide to join us in the real world. don't ever compare me to jerry falwell or our president. not a fan of either. I CHALLENGE EVERYBODY THAT POSTS A COMMENT AFTER THIS TO ANSWER IF HIS ACTIONS WERE RIGHT OR WRONG BEFORE MAKING ANY PERSONAL ATTACKS OR STARTING A LEGAL DEBATE. feel free to call me all the names you want after, i'm a big girl and can handle middle school attacks.

At 1:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you never fail to amaze. and people defended you for not being scUM. i think this is an act to see how much hate mail you can get. i doubt somebody as skeezy, that word was perfect, as you would have access to a computer. j can lick my balls too. which one of you is the pitcher. only a fag would be so defensive of his boyfriend.

At 1:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grossest. Blog. Ever.

At 2:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jess- you may want to research before you comment. The age of consent in most states is, in fact, 16:

Personally, I was very mature at 16, and in fact, my first sexual encounter was at the age of 16- with a 19-year old. Most 16 year-olds are mature enough to know what it is that they are doing, so, unless she was mentally ill (which she apparently wasn't), she knew full -well what she was doing. I have a hard time believing that a 16 tear-old intelligent girl could be taken advantage of.

It seems that you are just looking for some reason to attack WD.

At 2:09 PM, Blogger Ashburnite said...

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At 2:10 PM, Blogger Ashburnite said...


At 2:12 PM, Blogger Ashburnite said...

damn...the link won't post for some reason- Either way, jess- search Wikipedia for "age of consent"

I love people who pretend to have some legal knowledge, but really are bs-ing their way through.

At 2:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll go by jessica so to avoid insulting The Real Jess. You guys are ignorant of the law, no offense. Wikipedia, the first thing that came up when you googled, is not the source you should be using. Age of consent HAS NOTHING to do with whether he would be in legal trouble. It determines the AMOUNT of legal trouble he would face. Statutory rape versus sexual assault. I really don't care about the legal aspect of this but everybody keeps on bringing it back up. I AGAIN CHALLENGE EVERYBODY THAT POSTS A COMMENT AFTER THIS TO ANSWER IF HIS ACTIONS WERE RIGHT OR WRONG BEFORE MAKING ANY PERSONAL ATTACKS OR STARTING A LEGAL DEBATE.

here is a quote from this guy directly about this girl:
"And even though she is crazy and a compulsive liar..."

Jess, did you read this or are you jumping to defend your friend regardless of the situation?


At 2:19 PM, Blogger Betty said...

Cursing like a little girl is more like treating me like a little child for cursing. I am an adult, asshole is more of a flippant off the cuff thing- not as much of a pronoun with me. I think I tend to lump all you anons/no website people together. As for maturity, I have too much of that.

I have a problem with moral arguments because most moral issues are relative and change from person to person. What do you think President Bush (whom you apparently hate) uses as an argument to take away some of our basic rights like abortion.

I think to have a true moral argument over a comments section is ridiculous, but I would basically expect it to look like your standard senior thesis. It's an argument you should be able to back up.

I personally don't have a problem with his actions. My justification comes from the fact that I grew up in a very open and liberal household. My sister and I were mature enough at the age of 16 to make our own decisions. And those who don't grow up in liberal households- who the fuck knows? My girlfriends who's parents were strict lost their virginity before the age of 16. I think the girl knew what she was doing and we should stop blowing out what should be a best sex ever tale into a moral cause.

Men suck. Point taken.

At 2:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck to you all. My free day has come to end and I actually have work for the rest of the week and can't write these mini essays all day. My advice to white dade is think with your big brain before your little brain ruins your life. My advice to everyone that is defending this garbage is to ask yourself if you would reserve the same judgement if this were your sister. White Dade obviously doesn't give a hoot about his sister or has an extremely disfunctional relationship. Anything less would be hypocritical. Have a good afternoon and hope to never see any of you in court.

At 2:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't we all just get along??!!! I like little girls and pcp too!

At 2:28 PM, Blogger Ashburnite said...


repetitive much?

Seriously, why do you care so much? And to answer your question, no, I don't think that what he did was wrong. I remember how I was at 16, and I know that a sixteen year-old girl knows exactly what she is doing. And the fact that you have spent so much time commenting on this and trying to figure out what state he was in when it occured and what that state's laws regarding consential sex are? Maybe you need a hobby.

At 2:29 PM, Blogger Betty said...

So to some up all comments so we can all move on with our lives.

White Dade- You have made a grievous error. You are a bad, bad man and deserve to rot in hell. You breached the very morals that our society has been built on. When John Adam signed the Declaration, he didn't do it so you could have sex with underage girls then write about it on his website. Madonna, however, probably put out her Bedtime Stories album in support of your sex life. She lacks the very moral fiber like yourself that is the building blocks for great men like President George W. Bush, Tom Delay, and President Ronald Reagan.

You, sir, mock everything we hold dear with your skanky Motel 6 and underage girl stories. President Bush was elected into power so he could spread the word of God and remove the taint of Bill Clinton's impeachment by bringing "strong family values" to the table. See 2000 campaign commercials that were run in Indiana. Classic Bush on a farm with his golden retriever.

You are a pedophile and will forever be reprimanded to one of the levels, I am assuming the bottom, of Dante's Inferno. Enjoy a glorious time in hell.

Ps. See you at my birthday party in May.

At 2:32 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

I will let you all argue, but I will add my two cents since I started this whole thing:

Andy - Like I said, I don't lie about my sex life. period. I tihink THAT is pathetic. However, could I have left her age out and told the same story. Of course.

Jessica - I understnad what you are saying insofar as you personally find what I did wrong. Leaglity and morality aside. Betty disagrees with oyur moral standpoint, as do I. That is why I am friends with her and not you (unless you are my friend Jess who lives in the Grove, in which cae: How was Jimbo's birthday party last night?) We all have our differing opinos. you are entitles to yours.

Betty - Why anyone thinks you owuld post their email on your blog is beyond me. Thank you for being so open minded.

Ash - Again, why I am friends with oyu and not some others.

Lastly, I need to post sometihng today and put this to bed. So much for burying it on a Saturday.

At 2:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quoted: "i'm offended that people defend this."

I'm offended that people like you make such a huge deal out of this. I think its ridiculous for us to even argue/debate with you since you surely are in the "6th grade." I agree with Betty, maybe you should recount some of your stories about life and maybe we can point fingers of disgust at you.

Nice quote of the California age of consent. WD might have been "punishable under the law" but the people involved used common sense and avoided legal action and clogging the courts with such a useless case as WD did not coerce her in any way. 100 years ago a relationship like this probably would have been "socially acceptable". Of course there were abuses of those practices and laws were put in place to protect "minors". However laws can be very cut and paste, and leave out any middle ground or gray area. It isn't just a right and wrong situation, there are other factors involved, and obviously both parties involved were obviously satisfied with the results! Again there is gray matter, if there weren't gray matter we would have no use for lawyers or the judicial system. There is a reason why we have trials, and most of the time it is to find out more than just right or wrong.

Clearly you think it was wrong for WD to have sex with someone that young. But a lot of us here don't see the problem in two consenting people having sex.

My guess is a situation like this never presented itself to you and thus you think it is wrong/disgusting. But as someone like myself who grew up next to a large university, things like this happen more often than you know, so for me, not as big a deal. Had WD left out their ages you likely would not be making a big deal out of nothing.

At 3:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never expected to be imitated on here..quite humorous actually...Honestly, Cub Scouts would be a little too young, but I'll settle for some ripe "WeBlows"...HA! I'll be here all week!

Anyway, I don't think I ever partisanly side with "WD" on anything. However, maybe I just know him as a person probably better than about 90% of the lurkers on here and can judge him as a person better than most, and not just by the Extreme stories or opinions that he chooses to put on here, much for entertainment value. I can take opinions and bizarre stories with a grain of salt...

As far as my opinion on this particular situation, Jess, is that I actually don't think him having sex with a girl entering her senior year of high school is so repulsive. Whether I would have done it at the time, I'm not sure. However, it really just doesn't seem that uncommon where I grew up. Myself, and just about anybody that knows my girlfriend would consider her an extremely conservative girl, and even she dated a twenty something year old guy throughout her Junior and Senior year of High School. I wouldn't exactly call her traumatized, or slow, or say she had anything wrong with her. (She is now in school to be a Doctor). She was just like MANY girls I knew at that age who were good looking and preferred a more "mature" guy at that age. Is this common place everywhere? I don't know, it was pretty normal here.

And again, while I myself was choosing not to have sex at that age,(for personal religious beliefs at the time), I know ALOT smart girls that were sleeping with college guys, so I'll let them judge for me whether or not it was wrong and disgusting. But still to this day I never remember hearing any complaints. My 2 cents...

At 4:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude, you should tell your legion of loyal followers/haters to leave comments of a specific length or less. no one wants to read these jackoffs' crap; if we did then we would read their blogs, but as they know, no one does. and you MUST know that today is a slow day if i am reading your blog w/o you having sent me a link first....

At 4:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all the hubbub over moral issues, I think we've lost sight of the important thing here: exactly how mindblowingly awesome the sex was for both consenting parties. I forgot and will have to read the post again.

Did this encounter straddle the fence of propriety, legality, and morality? Sure. But was it truly damaging to both parties? No way.

Take it from me, there are far worse examples of predators and vulnerable young people we should be expending our outrage over. As for the "what about your sister" angle, I don't want any douchebags screwing her now, and she's 27, so that's irrelevant. If she wants to sleep with some dude who accidentally puts it in her behind, well, she just has to learn the hard way, and it's best I don't hear about it.

WD, I think you see now why this topic flopped when you opened it up the floor. After all, there's nothing like a whiff of the illegal and immoral to make just plain old sex become the best sex ever. (I think that's a direct quote from the TV series.)

At 5:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

big fucking deal. this douche banged one of his sister's high school friends and it is the second highest moment of his life behind a link to his blog. that should tell you all you need to know. who cares about this?

At 5:54 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

Cliff - Yeah, like I said, what I did was by no means abnormal. And in Miami, it is commonplace.

Graig - Yes, it must be slow. I'm guessing since NCL has blocked MySpace AND Phat Free, this was your last resort

RP - I believe that IS a direct quote. Thanks for the backup.

Heather - Neither was even close to the highlight of my life, actually. But, you do make a valid point: Why is everybody so worked up?

At 5:57 PM, Blogger badly drawn boykins said...

You commenters write too much. I have ADD, and possibly dyslexia, dammit.

Legally - WD did nothing wrong, or so the internet tells me.

Morally - who the fuck are we to judge? Sex with a minor can be immoral, to the extent that many minors can be taken advantage of by a more worldly adult, and they do deserve protection until they're old enough to blame their poor judgment on stupidity instead of immaturity.

But just because it can be, doesn't mean it is. Seems like WD's Best Sex Ever was between two consenting young people who knew what they were getting into.

I'm with R&C here - sometimes, it's the wrongness that makes for mindblowing sex, isn't it?

At 5:57 PM, Blogger badly drawn boykins said...

Bah, R&P, I meant, not R&C. I need a drink.

At 6:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

not gay, just calling you out. sounds like someone has a case of the mondays. good luck on those tps reports tomorrow, you're an inspiration to all of us O Master of the Cubicle


At 3:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, if the young lady is having multiple Os, it seems to me to be mere evidence that American state law is an ass on this topic. Some other English-speaking nations whose codes are also derived from English Common Law set the age of consent at 16. I'll take convicts over Puritans as Founding Fathers any time, and for the record, everyone I've dealt with has been legal.

At 9:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually it wasn't a young lady. i'm goint to tell THE REAL STORY now. it was actually J. Cliff and Shife were there watching too. that J really likes to take it in the backdoor. too bad dabbler was too sore from the night before to join in. dabbler tosses the best salad this side of Joe. it was all learned by watching Graig and RumandPopcorn. being gay is awesome!

At 7:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well I must say who knew there was such a big deal about sex at 16. Disgusting, really? You people are outrageous.

To bone a 16 year old is to be young again for a short while, and as long as she puts out many many.. " O's " everybody wins.

kudos to you.

At 2:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

a 16 yearold who's not smart enough to use a condom....or smart enough to steer clear of anyone who WILL STILL FUCK without a condom....much less helping a pedophile fulfill some sick urges to screw children....

its all wrong.

and as a 23 yearold, you should be weary of any 16 yearold that doesn't mind being fucked without a condom either.

nowhere did you mention asking if she had any std's..

you both deserve whatever you get, and hopefully someone who "knows you in real life" has the balls to report you for this crap.

fuckin idiot.

use a if there weren't enough aids on the planet.

graanted my man is 14 years older than me, and i met him when i was 20.but we used condoms.
you are a tard.common sense!!!you are teaching that stupid girl that its ok to fuck strangers without protection.

At 1:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got aids yet. you are a fucking pig.

At 1:57 PM, Blogger tyler green said...

All the moral high-horse-riding idiots on this page need to step off and realise that legality has nothing whatsoever to do with morality. So the girl was 16, so what? Are you really telling me you think USA law is a marker of universal morality?

I live in Britain, and here 16 is the age of consent, therefore for some reason if I posted this same story and lived there, what I did would be fine.

In Spain, the age of consent is 13, which I personally find a little low, however that's the way they roll.

The point is morality is a little more complex than the number 16. Living in a country where 16 is the age of consent, I have certainly had sex with very mature, together, well-rounded 16 year old girls, however I have also turned down 19 year olds because they were too immature for me. I don't like sex with kids, but age does not define maturity. Just because we all live in societies that think matters of morality are black and white, don't allow your personal morality to become tainted by someone elses ideals.

In the end of the day, none of you idiots know what this girl was thinking, or how mature and developed her sexuality was, so your opinions on the moral value of the act are completely void. The only thing you can really judge on is that maybe a law was broken, but the law of the state is not necessarily morally upright.

Make your own decisions, have your own opinions, but don't be such judgemental brainwashed idiots.

At 2:41 AM, Anonymous Martin said...

Mohaha great story dude, Im glad u got to experience this, we all have our moments and memories=)) Im happy Im from Sweden where youre legal from 15 and where there are areas of 85% non religious, sexually free single girls!

At 8:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually in about 90 percent of the world you can have sex with a 16 year old. youre just a brainwashed american statist who believes exactly what the govt wants u to believe you sheep.

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