If By "Groupies" You Mean "Student Loan Updates" The Yes
I have talked at great length with
Alice also noted that the DumpSluts (her term) are about to the point where they are plotting to murder The Girlfriend over on The Daily Dump. TGF, I am a former Marine and worked as a bouncer in a black strip club for a good amount of time, so if you need my services please let me know. I work cheap. I like Dan, he is a funny guy and I enjoy reading his inoffensive observations and skilled humor. That being said, for the love of GOD, ladies, why not just send him your goddamn underwear?
TAN apparently gets 30 to 50 emails a day from adoring female fans. I would find this hard to believe, except that I got this information not from him, but form someone who had seen his inbox. How is this possible? Why are these girls turned on by guys writing on the internet every day? And, most importantly, why aren’t they writing to me?
I understand that in
NikiNiki says my blog is absolutely sickening. I wonder if this is actually a groupie masquerading as a hater. Probably not.
Derek Rose is still trying to find out what I did in
The girl who I went to Spring Formal with in 10th grade - and showed up at her house in sweats with my tux in a gym bag and no flower - has found my blog. She was shocked that I started doing cocaine. And she is married.
I can enlarge my penis for 40% off.
Gabriel Lopez-Bernal would like you to know that the URL for the Transit Miami blog has changed. Glad I let all of you know before you tried to read it and got confused. His new location is http://www.transitmiami.com/
My student loan update for 6/1/2006 is in. Funny since those were paid off about four years ago.
Someone would like to know if I am paying too much for car insurance. Well, I would have to actually be paying for car insurance first to accurately answer that question, now wouldn’t I?
I sent myself some post ideas.
Oooh. Someone wants to know if I want my dick to be wallpaper for a computer. This could be promising…..
Yeah. So as much headway and “rise from obscurity” as I think I’ve made in this crazy little blogging world, I am apparently still not cool enough to have my own set of groupies with their own special nickname. So, for now, I will just have to stare on jealously as The DumpSluts and The Assimilated Negrettes go about their business and service those who have earned the spoils of success. Meanwhile, it’s the first day of hurricane season, and it’s looking like a cruel, cruel summer.