Wednesday, July 05, 2006

4 Rants for the Fourth: Rant #2 - Why Is It Always the Fat Girl With the Personality?

As I said before, the group I spent Friday with was comprised of a couple of IJC’s form New York and a fat chick (the sister of one of said IJC’s). I attempted to have an intelligent conversation with one of the attractive girls for a while, but as soon as we had exhausted out mutual admiration for firearms, it went pretty much south. Conversation was limited to what Murray Hill hotspots they enjoyed and the occasional game of Jewish Geography. These girls went to Hillel, and therefore did not know any of my friends who also grew up in Miami, and as such the prospect for the evening were looking grim. Then I started talking to the fat girl. Well, wouldn’t you know it, she was the only one still residing in South Florida, and frequented many of the same bars I did. She likes a lot of the same TV shows. We even shared some funny jokes. When the conversation turned to stupid New York bullshit, we both sat quietly and looked bored. She was, by far, the coolest girl out of the group.

Unfortunately, she was not attractive in the slightest. I mean no saving grace at all. So while she made a nice conversation partner, I could only sit and wish that she looked even slightly like one of the other two girls. Not only did she live in Miami, but she was a downright cool person to talk to. Now, I don’t need a particularly hot girl to make me happy, but I do need to be a little bit attracted or it just becomes painful and embarrassing. So as we moved bars and she suggested she switch seats with one of her more attractive counterparts so we could continue our discussion of Broward County Country Bars, I shrugged and said “Do whatever you want.” Why does it have to be this way? Why must the fat girl be the only person at the table (JewBag included) capable of carrying on an interesting conversation? There are plenty of explanations I am sure, but at the end of the day it is a sad fact of life that A) A girl who would probably make a lot of guys happy will find it hard to attract one because of her appearance and B) The better-looking girls will never have to develop a personality to attract men because they look good. Man, society sucks.


At 7:45 PM, Blogger alizinha said...

Fat girls have personality because they HAVE to. If men want hot girls to have personalities, then they need to stop thinking (solely) with their dicks and start demanding that hot chicks have the ability to speak in complete sentences about something other than why Murray Hill is awesome. Just as fat girls (and nerdy guys, and any other "imperfect" people in this world) have to develop personalities to get attention, hot girls would develop personalities if men insisted that they did. (Of course, this will never, ever happen...)

P.S. My argument also holds true for the whole hot-chick-who's-bad-in-bed thing. Which is why any guy who manages to find a hot chick who has personality AND is good in bed should do himself a favor and hold on to her. Just sayin'.

At 7:57 PM, Blogger T. said...

Alizinha is absolutely right. In Toronto CA the guys are really laid back and cool. They don't seem to be as woman-hungry and aggressive as the guys in the States are. And for some reason, there's a lot of hot chicks with extremely engaging personalities there. In the states the late bloomer or the tomboys can grow up to be the hot chick with a great personality. Same for the fat chick who lost weight and is now hot. But when a chick grows up hot from a young age, forget about it, guys will ruin her.

I remember this hot bartender I knew who never knew she was stupid or uninteresting because guys hung on her every word.

At 2:35 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

Allison - Yeah, well when that Unicorn comes around the corner with Elvis, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, I'll be sure to let you know.

T - I have found that phenomenon to be regional as well. Guys in NY/LA/Miami seem overly fixated on that when they go out. And girls get bigger egos as a result. Its a chicken and egg thing. But, yes, Tomboys and Gastric-Bypass girls are often great catches later in life.

At 12:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why did you have to snottily say 'do whatever you want' and be mean to the fat girl? you don't have to date her, but don't be an ass about it either.

and if she had looked like either of the other girls, maybe she wouldn't have talked to you.

At 5:17 PM, Blogger Manola Blablablanik said...

"Fat girls have personality because they HAVE to."


Some people just have personalities, period.

At 8:39 AM, Blogger Peach said...

I have yet to know any heterosexual male who wants a smart girl/nice girl/funny girl etc. without the addition of HOT. I guess the future will be a race of hairless, vapid, but smokin' hot people (science will surely fix the obesity issue).

Or, with everyone getting fatter, what if no one else is left? You might have to compromise.

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