Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Little Havana, Estoy Aqui!

This is not a joke. This is not like the time Larry tried to pull a misguided April-fools move and told everyone he was moving to Knoxville. If you look over on my profile section, you may or may not notice a small change: you remember how it used to say my location was Palmetto Bay, Florida? Look what is says now. No, I am not using the major metropolitan area as my location to make myself sound cooler. Quite the contrary, living in the only White part of Miami kind of furthers the effect. No, the fact is my days of taking the Turnpike everywhere and having to pack three days of clothes with me everywhere I went are over. As of yesterday I am a resident of The City of Miami.

Now, knowing me, one would probably think I have moved to Coconut Grove or Brickell or maybe, if I’m feeling a little bit Hip, the Design District. No, folks. White Dade is now residing on the Miami River. And not than nice new part near Brickell with Finnegan’s and those fancy High-Rise Condos. Most people know my little section of the Miami River as Little Havana. The same little Havana where you are hard pressed to see an English street sign and people protest in the streets whenever someone is sent back to Cuba. Yeah, THAT Little Havana.

Reactions have ranged form “You realize you only have a couple of weeks until they realize you’re White, right?” to “You are just doing this to get more material for your blog, aren’t you?” to “No, seriously, dude, where’d you move?” Don’t think I don’t full well understand the irony of a guy who has made a blogging career of bitching about people in Miami moving to a neighborhood that literally looks like it belongs somewhere in South America. I know what I’m in for. But I wanted a good location and didn’t want to have to pay much more than I was in South Dade. And while certainly not the finest of areas in Dade County, Little Havana is far form the worst the city has to offer.

I am across the street from a shipyard that specializes is boatloads to Haiti. Boatloads of what, I don’t know, but I sure as shit ain’t gonna ask. There is a “Mecanica” on the corner, so if my car breaks I can bring it in and he can pretend to not speak English in order to facilitate some sort of “misunderstanding” in which he overcharges me and doesn’t fix anything. I am steps from more ham and cheese sandwiches than you could shake a roasted pig art. Good thing I’m Jewish. There is a “Taberna” about three blocks away that had not one but three sex workers outside last night. So if things with this girl don’t work out, I won’t be at a loss for action. DCJ is also walking distance, so should one of my friends end up incarcerated I can go and join him for breakfast every morning. And the Orange Bowl is only a mile West, so for those four remaining home games I won’t have to deal with the parking hassles of those sold-out UM home games.

I have been in Little Havana for 24 hours and already I have spent half an hour at Publix finding someone who could understand that I needed weed killer and ice-cube trays. That was after I was misinformed by no less than two separate people as to where the local Fluff-and-Fold was. Blog fodder? Yeah, there might be some. But really, I’m moving to a place named after a Latin-American city. I’m expecting it to be bad. But how bad still remains to be seen. Palmetto Bay, with its English-speaking checkout clerks and convenience stores that carried products not made by Goya, may seem like paradise in a few months. We shall see. But if you thought the bitterness was strong before, you ain’t seen nothing yet. We’re kicking it up a notch for year two. Welcome to White Dade: Little Havana. Let’s see how long I can survive.


***Since I am moving this week, Alice will be guest posting over here tomorrow. I may or may not appear on her site, we shall see. Just so no one is shocked when there is a post tomorrow with a phrase like "I was in a room last week with four guys I'd made out with in the past month." Fill in Anonymous comment about me making out with guys here.

82 Comments:

At 3:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You couldn't afford the Groove asshole unless you won the lottery. I hope some drunk Cubans kick your ass one day and gang rape you.

 
At 3:33 PM, Blogger alizinha said...

Pienso que ahora tu necesitas escribir su blog solamente en Espanol, mi amigo blanquito.

 
At 3:46 PM, Anonymous Joe said...

What happened to the Hag?

 
At 3:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you enjoy being ignorant White Dade? The Cuban people are the reason why Miami is a thriving city. They are hard working people who came to this country and built good lives for themselves and their children. You seem like a spoiled baby who is jealous of anyone that has a better life then him. Go get a real job and stop using comedy to promote your racist views. Better yet, tie a cinderblock on to your ankle and jump in Biscayne Bay.

Oh, and by the way, go fuck your mother.

 
At 4:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last, but not least, why don't you stop kissing White Dade's ass Alizinha?

Can you maybe form your own opinion once in a while?

If they make a movie about Medusa make sure you audition for it. They wouldn't need makeup for your mug.

 
At 4:21 PM, Anonymous Gus said...

Señor White Dade, bienviendos a Miami. Yo me gusto su blog.

Soy me disculpo, hay muchos putos aqui en Miami.

 
At 5:13 PM, Blogger Ashburnite said...

wow...you must really be in need of blog material. I can't wait to see the posts about your neighborhood.

 
At 5:15 PM, Blogger imaginaryconversations said...

I understand what alizinha and gus said, yay! Years of learning French were not for nothing.

I predict you'll go to a shrink by the end of this year thanks to all the excitement you'll have at your new location.

 
At 5:32 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

Have fun in Little Havana. Hope the cervesa is cheap so that you can drink enough to get through the day.

 
At 6:35 PM, Blogger Manola Blablablanik said...

Holy Tostones! Se la comió. (There goes the hood.) :-)

 
At 7:32 PM, Blogger aikin said...

wow! Little Havana? I used to live off Biscayne across from Little Haiti and that was third-world enough for me. At least the Haitians more or less spoke English.

Good luck - I'm sure it'll be, uh, interesting.

 
At 7:52 PM, Blogger El Tuno Gringo said...

WD -

Welcome to the Miami River! Yeah, keeping it real. Just be happy that you aren't in my area, between Overtown and Alapatah (sp?). I would gladly trade my handfull of schizo homeless friends for your cheap whores.

Oh, and to the proud Cuban defenders... keep on thinking that you are the reason that Miami is a "thriving" city. And, if by thriving, you mean "corrupt" or "backwards as any Latin American city", you'd be right. Please, look up carl hiaasen.

 
At 8:29 PM, Anonymous Johnson said...

" Do you enjoy being ignorant White Dade? The Cuban people are the reason why Miami is a thriving city"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ok deep breath so I can write a comment....sorry....HAHAHAHAHA

Have you ever been to Miami? Miami is more looked down upon by the rest of the US than any other city in the US. It was recently named the dumbest city in America. Yeah, it's thriving alright. The only reasons I sometimes even entertain the thought of moving back to Miami are to hang out with my friends like White Dade and others I met at UM and to be in bars that don't close at 1:45am, but for the most part, I like going into a supermarket and being able to get helped in English and being able to get food that doesn't consist of beans and rice.

 
At 6:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! Are you all proud that you are racist and ignorant? Yes, I have been to Miami. My father is a CEO for a company located in Miami. See the difference between me and 99.9% of you is that I was raised with some class while most of your parents were either too busy getting divorced or too busy applying for government aid. Grow up people and stop bashing other cultures because you grew up to be trash.

And Johnson, Mommy and Daddy must be proud of you. Let me guess, you are still trying to find yourself?

Get a job.

 
At 6:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Johnson,

I just looked at your blog and MYspace account and wanted to point out a few things...

1. Grow up, you are 26 not 16.
2. Move out of the hood.
3. Whatever drunk fat chick told you that you were good looking but have missed those huge ears you have and that giant zit on your nose.
4. I called it on the still trying to find yourself.
5. Stop trying to be Kayne West.
6. Get some real clothes.
7. Being awesome is your business and business is good? Are you fucking kidding me. Congrats on the gayest quote ever on Myspace. Tom from Myspace will present you with the award plus dental coverage for those awful teeth.

As I said, stop hating on other cultures because you grew up into a nobody.

I would say kill yourself by jumping off a bridge but those ears would save you. Dumbo called and he wants a flying lesson tommorow.

 
At 6:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I forgot one last thing Johnson. I see that the superior UM degree you earned really put you ahead in life.

LOL. Unless you have a degree from an Ivy League college it is all the same.


Now go quote some more movies Johnson but ame sure you get the quotes right this time asshole.

 
At 7:27 AM, Blogger imaginaryconversations said...

Yes, it's so horrible when your parents get divorced. It's so rare that it worse than leprosy, when it happens! You should always stay together for the kids, even if you hate each other. And, speaking about classy, it's clear that only poor white trash gets divorced - it NEVER happens to rich, educated people.

 
At 7:49 AM, Blogger Freckle Face Girl said...

That is pretty funny! Good luck! At least you can get cheap Cuban Sandwiches and coffee. You'll even be speaking the language in no time.

 
At 7:50 AM, Anonymous florida hater said...

I think reading the anonymous comments has become more entertaining than your blog, WD.

That being said - is there anyway I could convince you (the anonymous commenter with all the hatred towards everyone) to start your own blog? Ask your rich Daddy to front you the cash because I'm sure he's still paying your cell phone bill.

 
At 8:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ImaginaryConversations,

I just found out you are Canadian. Please don talk to me anymore. You are beneath me. Your country is lame and the people are dull & boring (according to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog).

Fucking Canadian. Go abuse your national healthcare plan and check yourself into a mental hospital. While you are there, I would suggest mixing at least ten different types of medication and taking a higher dose. This will put you into a nice sleep and you will never wake me. Then, your pathetic excuse of a country can save money on its health coverage. No one needs you anyway. I would guess and say you weigh about 165.
Big for a girl.

ANON1

 
At 9:25 AM, Anonymous Johnson said...

What is this? Internet tough guy day?

Mommy and Dadddy being proud of me? Guess what? I couldn't give two shits what Mommy and Daddy think of me. I pay my own bills and my own way so fuck off anon.

 
At 9:45 AM, Anonymous Johnson said...

Will do. Next time I'm in Miami, I'll let you know and you won't be walking upright afterwards. I'd be more than happy to kick the shit out of someone like you who hides behind a computer monitor to talk trash. Now, I'm done with this little internet tiff.

 
At 9:52 AM, Blogger imaginaryconversations said...

I love these fights.

Anon (random number), you said

I was raised with some class while most of your parents were either too busy getting divorced or too busy applying for government aid.

Agreed, you didn't connect divorce with wealth. But you presented it as an antidote to classy upbringing. Maybe it's a stereotype of mine that I connect class with wealth (not that you have to be healthy to be classy, but it helps when your biggest worry is not where your next meal is coming from). You connected divorce with a lack of "classy" upbringing for the kids. I disagree.

Also, be nice about the tutor. First of all, he's useless. Second of all, it's not because I'm dumb, it's because I was in a bad car accident, had a brain injury, and was in a coma for a month and a half and in hospitals for 3 more. I get tired more easily now, it's harder to concentrate, and I'm away from everyone I know at school (they're all on an internship now), so I can't discuss classes with anyone.

Anon (some other random number), I'm not only Canadian. It gets worse than that. I was born a Ukrainian citizen, and lived in Ukraine till I immigrated to Canada at 14.

White Dade, sorry about usurping your blog (although I bet you're enjoying these fights, too). I'll hold of on the commenting for a while.

 
At 11:13 AM, Anonymous Johnson said...

Happy Internet Tough Guy Day everyone!

 
At 11:44 AM, Anonymous Johnson said...

Who says I have a Sports Admin degree? By the way, I do have a career and a pretty decent job which I got because of my degree in BUSINESS MANAGEMENT. And again, if you want to face someone head on, I'll let you know next time I'm in Miami or better yet, you could come here to Virginia. Until then, keep on having fun as an Internet Tough Guy and wanking it to Jenn Sterger pics. Adios buddy.

 
At 12:26 PM, Anonymous Johnson said...

http://board1.mantisforums.com/upload/archive/index.php/t-35761.html

Well since I had your screen name anon, I did some research. Slow day at my shitty cubicle job. A little google search shows that you're a pill popping drunk. I'm sure Mommy and Daddy are very proud of you. Have a nice day, BillTheButcher aka Lindrosn5. Prescription pills and a DUI? Who are you? Terrell Owens?

 
At 12:30 PM, Anonymous Johnson said...

And your myspace page
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=34120123

P-Diddy, Brooke Hogan and Eminem as your friends? Yeah, you're a winner.

 
At 1:02 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

I looked at that link. "Jason" has Jen Sterger listed as a friend....
hmmmm

 
At 1:08 PM, Anonymous Johnson said...

Yeah, that's way worse than popping pills and hitting someone with a car while drunk. Besides, the dating pool here in good ol C'Ville is a tad shallow so I take all the help I can get.--Johnson

 
At 1:10 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

Anon - No, I can't afford a Groove. Why I am probably a bad dancer.

Allison - the day I do that is the day I start going on meds for Multiple personality disorder.

Joe - The Hag can't afford rent due to his "incident" back in february. That's what you get for being a Steelers fan.

Anon1 - No, they are not. Perhaps the educated cultured ones who came over in the 60's. go to hialeah or Kendall and tell me those people are beneficial to any city not beginning in "san."

Gus - Gracias amigo.

Ash - Again I am NOT doing this for material.

IC - Possibly. Although therapy is a much more California thing.

Rachel - Fortunately i only sleep there.

Manola - Wait. I havn'et moved to mid-beach yet. Then you can start worrying.

Aikin - I like Little Havana better than Lemon City. But to each his own I guess.

ETG - Wow! I tohught I had balls moving to the River. You, sir trump me big time.

Johnson - Miami is a fun city, but full of Morons. I have lived a lot of places and this is easily the stupidest place I
I've ever lived. How does Miami stack up to Atlanta?

Anon - Johnson's mommy and daddy could pretty much gie 2 shits what he's doing. Am I right, MJ?

And now for the fight -

I do hope you appreciate the irony of ripping me for being a racist bigot whateverthefuck, then going on a tirade aobut Canadians. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that was on purpose for humorous effect.

A DUI? Popping pills? I was right. Klueber IS the anonymous commenter! Nice job, Hag.

I would rather hang out with a kid form C-Ville who drinks Stroh's and listens to Pearl Jam than some trust fund baby from Brickell anyday.

To the Anon in Miami who has invited Johnson to come down: My email is on the side of the page there. Give me a time and location and I wil lbe jhappy to meet you acquaintence. No guns, no knives. If you fail to do this you have officially forfieted the right to call anyone on here a coward.

Lastly, to spend no much time on here researching Johnson and his friends and whatnot, there is no way on earth you hold a job that is worth anything. REAL jobs (not mine, but ones you like to call real) require you to do stuff other than harass bloggers.

At least Johnson doesn't pretend like his job makes him better than anyone.

I don't think Johnson has any pictures of me in Uniform on his blog.


FFG - I am not a fan of Cuban Sandwiches. but there IS an awesome taco place on 12th Ave that I'm excited to be frequenting.

 
At 1:22 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

Thank you for joining us, Anonymous. Good luck to you and your organization.

 
At 1:24 PM, Blogger angel, jr. said...

Good luck!!
Tell Alice sorry, but I don't read guest posts. I only come to this site for the real White Dade. I'll check back in a day or so to read about the moving experience.

 
At 1:33 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

Anon ~ You found me out... must have been that porno shoot where I (the whore) did 300 guys in 24 hours. Since they were all anons like you I won't ever know why my baby daddy is...wait... are you sure we haven't met before anon? I better bust out my DNA swabs just in case.....

 
At 1:38 PM, Anonymous Johnson said...

Will do anon. Tell me how rehab works out for you.

 
At 1:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A drunk driver? What a lowly piece of shit.

And for how worked up you guys are getting over Jenn Sterger, I at least hope you're banging the broad. Sadly enough, I bet Dade has a better shot of hitting that than any of her stalkers here.

 
At 1:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rachel,

Like usual, you dodge the fact that you are a single mother who because of poor judgement put yourself and your child in a bad situation. You are not fit to be a mother and certainly not fit to be role model. When you grow up and learn how to be responsible let me know. I might hire you as an intern.

ANON1

 
At 1:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

to the anonymous guys:

please tell me one of you came remotely close to banging jenn sterger. if so, let us know how close. because if not, getting this worked up over someone who's not your friend, wife, girlfriend or family makes you lamer than any of the people you're mocking here. it seems to me all this time invested stems from a fixation on this jenn chick.

please let us know your relation to her.

 
At 1:56 PM, Anonymous keith said...

Dade, this is going to be such an awesome move for your blog. Just look at the shit you've caused already. all you need is a little latin flavor and some asshat anonymous commenters.

thanks,

another canadian health care abuser (no one has that kind of time, it takes way too long to see a doctor around here)

 
At 2:06 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

Anon1 ~ When you ask me a serious question or direct a serious comment towards me I will respond accordingly. Until then a flippant answer is all you will receive.

 
At 2:23 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

Hey, Anonymous, I know you started leaving your little pearls of wisdom here becasue I ripped you Cowgirl. But I'm wondering if you missed the part where her Dad and I became amicable acquaintances? Or the part where she herself said she thoguht it was "the funniest shit (she'd) ever read." Or the part where her, the two new cowgirls, and a bunch of the regulars form warchant.com (many of whom left similarly spitemful messages to yours on the original post) all took me to dinner and we laughed and drank and had a good time? My point is that everyone who actually stood to be even the least bit offended by that post is cool with me and, dare I say, even friendly. As am I with them. Jenn's not a bad girl at all (Johnson has his own issues with her becasue she told him hwe needed to "cool it" but that's another issue altogether).

So I get why you don't like me and that's fine, dissent is what makes this country great. But if all this is stemming from the Jenn Sterger post? GET. OVER. IT. If Jenn, her father, and her most ardent fans can sit down and laugh about the whole tihng, why are you still so worked up about it? You are realyl the only person who even brings that up anymore. Let it go.

 
At 2:30 PM, Blogger Ashburnite said...

holy shit it's getting hot in here!
I love how this anon keeps claiming that it isn't his myspace page; but, like rachel pointed out, he's got jenn sterger as a "friend." anon, do you really think she'd give you the time of day? and you seem to hate everyone and everything here. how about keeping the judgement to yourself. So what Rachel is a single mom? she's a nice person, and if you would bother getting to know someone that didn't fit into your perfect little mold, maybe you wouldn't be such a miserable fuck who has to resort to insulting strangers on a blog.
oh, and you aren't scared of Johnson or WD? then how about posting under a name or email address, instead of hiding behind "anon"?

 
At 2:31 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

Anon1 ~ That might be your first good idea.
Hey Johnson - wanna make out?

 
At 2:33 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

Ash ~ You are a nice person too. Thanks for the compliment.

 
At 2:48 PM, Anonymous Charlie said...

If Jen isn't pissed at Dade and her dad isn't pissed at Dade anymore, why are these anonymous guys still pretending to be sticking up for her honor? This has nothing to do with Jenn or her feelings, stop pretending to do this on her behalf, you dicks are doing it for yourselves. You invested lots of time, energy, lubrication and wrist action toward worshiping and wackin off to this chick and her pictures. I bet you think you're her friend somehow. You spend a lotta time rubbin your dicks like they're magic lamps and making Jenn-related wishes. You keep telling yourselves what nice guys you are (even though it's obvious you are hateful passive agresive little fucks) and how great you would treat old Jennbo if you ever got the chance.

Then you see a guy like WD rip on her on his blog and you ride to her honor like a knight in shining armor. And what happens? He ends up meeting her, becoming friends with her dad, getting treated to dinner and you're still home beating your dick unrewarded. That's why you dicks are mad man. Just like usual in your lives, you see a jerk get rewarded while you see yourselves as "nice guys" (even though you actually aren't) getting the shaft as usual.

HAHAHAHAH suckers.

 
At 2:51 PM, Blogger Ashburnite said...

anon- I don't think johnson is the one here that needs to get laid. Maybe if you were able to find some woman who was desperate enough to look at you naked, you wouldn't be so bitter.

let me guess- you live in your parents basement and cry while you jerk off to jenn sterger's pictures. to you also pose in front of the mirror with makeup on and your junk tucked back? "It puts the lotion on it's skin."

and nice come-back, by the way: "you're ugly." wow, how old are we?

get a fucking life.

 
At 2:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charlie,

You missed the point. It's NOT JENN. It's the fact that these two pussies run their mouths about her and other people. Dade makes numerous racist remarks and Johnson,although he is black, makes racist comments about spanish people. Two hacks who can't make it in reality so they use the Internet to make themselves feel better.

Read the fucking whole blog asshole. And who cares if he was treated for dinner. What kind of asshole lets a girl pay. Only a fucking broke asshole like DADE or Johnson.

 
At 2:52 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

Anon ~ Is it one or all four of your criteria that have to be met?

I wanna know before I lose the 500 pounds that you are requiring. I really don't want to give up my membership to BBW and Chubby Chasers.

 
At 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ashburnite,

I haven't lived at home since I was 18, nice try. And I jerk off to trannies, not real women. But you are still ugly.

ANON1

 
At 2:58 PM, Blogger White Dade said...

Just to clarify, Leo said that if he knew Jenn as well as he thought he did, HE was actually the one paying for dinner.

See, even minor celebrities still use their parent's credit card.

 
At 2:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rachel,

You are still not funny. Give it up and go collect food stamps for you and that bastard you call a baby.

ANON1

 
At 3:00 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

Anon ~ I think that you are getting Ash and me confused.

I thought I was the one who spread her legs for random dudes.

 
At 3:04 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

Anon1 ~ No can do on the food stamps. They have a limit of 5 years here so I already used it all up. Darn those republicans!!
I am now living as a crack whore on the street turning tricks to get a fix. (haha that rhymed)
I don't even have internet access. This is all a figment of my drug induced imagination.

 
At 3:16 PM, Anonymous Playtah said...

Anon~

I'm not trying to start anything, I'm just making an observation. You are ripping on WD and others for talking bad about people, but you are doing the exact same thing. You are ripping on people you don't even know. You act like you have righteous indignation for people, but yet you turn around and do the same thing you get mad about. Am I missing something? What are you doing that is different from what you claim WD is doing? You said before that WD was a racist. But you seem to hate EVERYBODY. How is that different from being a racist or other hater?

Like I said, I don't want to start anything, I'm just honestly wanting to know what makes you different from WD.

 
At 3:27 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

Wooo Hooo!!! Fugly people of the world Unite. We are taking over the entire world..... (evil grin)

 
At 3:31 PM, Anonymous Charlie said...

How exactly do you want Johnson to look and act? Are you saying there's a certain way to talk and act black? That's called a stereotype RACIST.

 
At 3:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rachel,

Give it up. You will never be funny. I mean, you try, but not one thing you have said has been funny.

Get a clue already.

ANON1

 
At 3:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charlie,

Thanks for the observation. I would assume you are one of the nerd herd from UM?

It's amazing how all of you little babies have to get each other's back on the Internet. How cute.

ANON1

 
At 3:43 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

Anon1 ~ It just irks you that I am embracing your vitriolic sewage and having fun with it.
I think I am funny and that is all that matters. I like to laugh at all of my own jokes. Especially before I get the punchline out so that it falls flat.
My speciality jokes are ones that are not really funny but make everyone feel slightly uncomfortable... good times.

 
At 3:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's Jenny,

For the record, both White Dade and Johnson are both good looking guys. I've known them since I was 18 and they keep getting better looking every year. Additionally, they are great guys that would take a bullet for an old friend like me and vice versa.

So ANon, I implore you/ dare you to also meet me when you finally have the balls to show your face and meet either of my friends.

 
At 4:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jenny,

Bring it on. I can only assume you are a very disgusting person.

ANON1

Would you take a bullet for them? I hope so. If you did, there would be one less unattractive female in this world.

 
At 4:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And is that Jenny from the block?

She used to eat ass but now she sucks cock?


Never had a little and will never have a lot?

 
At 4:58 PM, Anonymous Johnson said...

I'll gladly run my mouth in person to you. Come to Charlottesville, Va. Your parents are rich enough to fly you here. I was actually doing, you know, work, like a normal person does. I'm bowing out of this stupidity now, but again, open invite to C'Ville. You say I started this, well I don't know about that, but I sure as shit will finish it if I ever meet you.

How's that for some Internet Tough Guyness?

 
At 6:26 PM, Anonymous Charlie said...

Never went to UM, don't know Dade or the rest of these dudes. Too be honest, I'm not even that crazy about Dade, any dude that wears a shirt that says "I PLANE NY" definitely has some problems. But you? You're a striaght-up pussy, and that's one thing that irks me to no end. You're a total bitch-ass, the kind of passive aggressive wuss that makes men look bad. You're going apeshit over some chick you probably never met, and she probably never would agree to meet you like she did with Dade because she'd think you're a creepy stalker. If by some miracle you did know this Jenn girl, you're probably trapped in the friend zone and will never leave it. I don't know or particularly like Dade, but at least I can respect him for not being a total puss like you.

 
At 8:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if you'll be as much of a wise-ass as you are here where your hidden away safe on the internet, safe. Maybe you'll smart off to the wrong Cubana and some gangsta bitch will cut you. Not saying I want you to die, but a nice long boxcutter scar would be poetic justice.

 
At 8:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charlie,

You obviously can't read because I have stated at least three times that this has nothing to do with Jenn Sterger. As for me being a pussy you can e-mail me anytime if you would like to arrange a meeting where you can judge for yourself how much of a pussy I am. Learn to read you stupid fuck.

And I hope you get Cancer and die.

ANON1

 
At 10:02 AM, Blogger Ashburnite said...

anon- you keep talking like a tough guy on here, telling people they can email you, but you are still hiding behind the "anon." If you really aren't afraid of these guys, go ahead and set up a blogger account...or put your email on here.

 
At 10:03 AM, Blogger Ashburnite said...

had to get you up to 100 comments, hun. couldn't resist.

woo hoo! I'm the 100th comment!

 
At 10:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ash,

Shut your fucking mouth. You retards hide behind your blogs. Fake names, mostly fake hobbies and fake occupations. Yeah, let me post my e-mail address so people can SPAM it. That's smart. If you are so brave, post your real name and contact information on your blog you ugly bitch.

Now assume the position and get back down on your knees.

ANON!

 
At 11:09 AM, Anonymous David in DC said...

My week has sucked.

Then I read about WD's hilarious move. No shit man, you got the makings of a great sit-com treatment here. (I know I said that once before, vis-a-vis you and Alice, but this one's even better.)

Then I read the most astonishing bit of flaming I've ever run across. Astonishing not for its length or its vitriol, both of which the net has in surfeit. But astonishing nonetheless.

Anonymous, you are just barely in the same genus with the rest of us, let alone the same species. Please spontaneously combust. As quickly as possible.

You will be doing yourself an even bigger favor than you will be doing the world.

In the meantime, thank you for reminding me that my own little corner of hell is still a picnic, in comparison with what you must be going through living inside the truly despicable psyche that you have cultivated.

 
At 11:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not that Posty Anonymous. And I've tried to refrain from weighing in. But I can't resist any longer.

Regarding David in D.C.'s comment:

Ba-ZING!

Tru dat, yo.

 
At 11:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow David. You really told me. And great job of copying my previous posts.

Once again, as a member of the White Dade Nerd Herd you too are probably a skinny, ugly, broke loser.

Go walk across the street without looking. Hopefully, you will die.

Fag.

 
At 12:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And David, I may not be in the same genus and you winners but I will bet I am in a higher tax bracket.

Ba-zing!

ANON1

 
At 3:34 PM, Anonymous roger said...

I heart ANON

 
At 4:39 PM, Anonymous David in DC said...

I'm not skinny

 
At 5:18 AM, Anonymous QueenVikki said...

Hey WD. Welcome to Little Havana. I have considerd living there too, but the thought of not having anyone speaking my language is too frightening to actually take up. It's bad enough here where I live. You've got chutzpa, so great luck.
I don't know if you are a writer by profession, but as a writer I know that it is necessary to live in places that are not our first choice - someday, Gasparilla Island, sigh. But only when it is not red tide season, of course.
I wonder why it is that some people spend so much time on a site that they hate? To the sad Anonymous guy, try spending some time at www.nationalvanguard.org where you will find real racism. Send them some of your thoughts, and leave the people who are merely venting alone. For heavens sake.
And dude, for someone so educated I would expect better use of the Uncle Tom term. Uncle Tom did not pretend to be white and did not renounce his own color, culture or pride. Read the book before you reference it.
And try meditating, for God's sake. Get a life. I read the comments at the end of WD's blogs for real and thoughtful feedback. If I wanted to read a lot of hateful missives, I would stay at the National Vanguard site. Go away already, and stop being an invertebrate and post your name.
Go 'Canes.

 
At 6:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL at Vikki. Are you kidding me. I went to your so called blog and looked at your pics. Nice gunt.

Also, very nice pic of you smoking. Very attractive. Next time, have a MGD bottle in your hand and you will really complete the White Trash portrait.

I don't usually respond to ugly people but for you I made an exception.

Yeah, GO CANES! LOL. Are they even ranked?

 
At 8:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey ANON,

If you have so much class and are so rich, then why didn't you go to a private school instead of going to a cheap state school like FSU?

 
At 8:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the fuck cares where one went to school? The education is the same. My cousins all went to very expensive private schools and I still make more then them.

The key question is how much of my education did I pay for. The answer, not one fucking penny.

So keep thinking that UM is such a better school then FSU.

 
At 9:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And QueenVikki, I would suggest a nose job and various other procedures. I've seen better faces on stray dogs.

Congrats on being so unattractive. If you go to the park I bet dogs sniff your face.

No fine girls, just ugly faces

 
At 11:55 PM, Anonymous queenvikki said...

Poor sad man. You must be so very unhappy with your life. It's really too bad that in a world filled with so much good, all you can see is the bad. Sure, maybe one might find it unfortunate to have your clever words punted at them, but the rest of us who have lives and people who love us are not affected by you. Do you smile to yourself at night, imagining all of the people you have hurt? It's sad is what it is. It is people like you, who see the surface of things, that make the world unpleasant. What happened, your momma didn't love you, your father left you? Or are you just chronically unhappy? Have you considered praying for yourself?
Another thing to consider. If you find the world and its people so ugly, why don't you spend some time beautifying the world rather than adding to its misery. Go to Alaska, save some whales. Do something constructive instead of spending all of your time thinking up ways to be mean. And go back to school and learn some new words. You speak like a gutter rat. Honestly. By the way, thanks for checking out my site, very considerate. I knew you would, and knew you would have something cheap to say. I have met unhappy people like you before and it is heart wrenching.

 
At 7:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

QV,

Thank you for the heart worming story. I may speak like a gutter rat but trust me on this one, you LOOK like a gutter rat. I can change the way I speak, unfortunately for you, you will always be ugly. Nice eyebrow ring also. I bet a lot of people and employers find that very attractive.

Are you a single mom also?

NWO

ANON1

 
At 9:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Do something constructive instead of spending all of your time thinking up ways to be mean."

Hey you fucking tree hugging hypocrite. You POST on a blog (WHITE DADE) that promotes insensitive and cruel remarks. Dade can't write an article without making fun of people. Are you fucking serious?

Practice what you preach moron or better yet don't preach at all.

It is so easy pointing out most of these assholes' flaws.

 

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