Someone Thinks I Need More Pictures of Babies
So tomorrow is the big
At any rate, if you come here tomorrow looking for your usual dose of pseudo-racist misogynistic venom, you will be sorely disappointed. The lovely Tere, author of “A Mom, a blog, and the Life In-between ” will be posting here tomorrow. I’m not sure who made up these assignments, but giving a lady who posts pictures of her baby and such memorable quotes as “Having your baby say ‘mama’ and look at right at you as he does it has got to be one of the best feelings in the world” a day to post on this site has got to be someone’s sick idea of a joke. I like Tere’s blog, and despite the fact that it is not currently on my blogroll I do read it form time to time. But really, I have a post written on the right side here called “I Hate Your Kid ” and have gone on many a rant about my vehement dislike of children and my intense desire to never have any. Change of pace, anyone? Maybe Tere can spray a little sunshine on bitter, hateful world that is White Dade. Hopefully.
If you are still jonesing for your daily dose of Dade, I will be over on Freckle Face Girl. Okay, are you done laughing now? Good, then we can continue. I asked Stephanie if she had any problems or things she didn’t want me to write about, and she pretty much said “Do what you must.” So I’m thinking about either a post on why women should be more open to anal sex or a long description of why I hate Latin Culture and everything associated with it. Any better suggestions?
So again, if you come here tomorrow and there are pictures of a little baby and gushing about the joys of motherhood, do not think I have gone soft or that the girl I’m seeing found my Blogger account and decided to take it over. Please take the time to read what Tere has to say because, if nothing else, it promises to be 180 degrees from anything I’ve ever done. And please also take the time to check out whatever offensive material I have decided to poison the Freckle Face Girl with, because I may get extra nasty just for the occasion.