You're Only as Hot As The Guys are Desperate
I have ranted before, although it was many years ago when none of you read this blog, about people who think they are hotter than they are. That whatever number on the vaunted 1-10 scale you give yourself in your head you should probably subtract 2 and that’s about where you are. While more and more guys are concerning themselves with their respective appearance, this really applies mostly to females. Because lord knows, they are the ones constantly trying to remind you how good looking they are.
While most girls of average appearance either accept the fact that they are average or surround themselves with belt contenders to look good by comparison, there is a particularly obnoxious breed of female who cannot accept the truth. This girl is typically slightly above-average in appearance, possibly due to some singular feature that gets overly complemented. This may be eyes, legs, hair or chest, but more often than not it is the ass. And these compliments typically lead this girl to somehow delude herself into thinking that she is on par with your typical dime pieces (thanks VK) that populate the VIP rooms during Super Bowl week.
These girls will not be able to get through five lines of conversation without mentioning the fact that they get hit on. Constantly. They complain about it ruining their night, but I guarantee if it stopped they would be crushed. Every guy in the room is trying to sleep with them, especially that guy over there who brushed past her saying “excuse me.” Yes, that one making out with the blonde in the corner. He was DEFINNTELY hitting on you. Oh, and you were late because a cop pulled you over for speeding but really just wanted your personal information? Hate to break it to you, but asking for your license and registration does not constitute asking you out. And I’m sure you weren’t breaking any traffic laws or anything. 21-year-old females always make the best drivers.
See, here’s the thing, these girls know, deep down, they are not all that hot. But they are still fuckable and therefore will garner some male attention, usually from guys looking for the easiest girl to take home. So these ladies take this as guys being “all over them, all the time” when, in fact, they are just seeking the easiest target in the room. Namely the not-so-hot girl with self-esteem issues. This then translates into her over-compensating for the lack of real attention she is getting, and telling every one of her friends how every guy in the bar wants to get with her. No, they don’t want to, they’re just willing to.
This girl populates most social circles and most of you know who she is. She is not the best-looking, or the smartest, or maybe even the sluttiest, but she is, quite possibly the most obnoxious. You’re not as hot as you’re trying to convince yourself you are, sweetheart. Give it up. When I see you at the Maxim party, I’ll believe it. Otherwise, stick to the Tavern at 3 AM and be grateful for what desperate attention you get.